Eliminate one place

When the kids were in grade school, Dunkin Donuts doughnut holes was the Sunday morning staple. Still made my own coffee.
I like DD coffee best.

I imagine there's some brands I would prefer if I made them at home, but have a Keurig because I only drink a cup.
 
Agreed. No idea why more people don’t do that. The place I have my dogs groomed is literally behind a Starbucks. You have to walk across the drive through line to get into the groomer’s place. I have never been there when there wasn’t at least a half dozen cars lined up in the drive through.

I park across the street when picking up my starbucks because the drive through line has a tendency of blocking the exit path. Whoever designed that parking lot should be clubbed.
 
Agreed. No idea why more people don’t do that. The place I have my dogs groomed is literally behind a Starbucks. You have to walk across the drive through line to get into the groomer’s place. I have never been there when there wasn’t at least a half dozen cars lined up in the drive through.
The one closest to my office will sometimes have a line of cars 20+ deep. I can't imagine how long it takes to get through that. I also can't imagine waiting that long for coffee - that cup would have to suck my dick!
 
I park across the street when picking up my starbucks because the drive through line has a tendency of blocking the exit path. Whoever designed that parking lot should be clubbed.
The one I’m talking about is strange as well. For lack of a better description, it’s on an island of shops inside a larger strip mall. There are probably five shops on either side of the “island”, with the Starbucks on the lower left corner. The drive through wraps around in front of all of the stores on the back side of the “island” to the point where the parking spots right in front of those businesses are completely unusable. If I owned one of those businesses, I’d be pissed but maybe they get lower rent because of it.
 
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Peace out, Burger King! (haven't eaten there in a decade and that was a disaster)
Chipotle's bullshit is over if I have my pick!
 
I get that some don't like overpriced coffee at Starbucks, but I hit them up every once in a while when I'm just too lazy to get up early. Hit them Saturday morning when it was all I could do to get up and the kid ready and the baseball gear in the car. Hit Starbucks around the corner from the app so it was ready when I got there. Zero wait, in and out in under 15 seconds and back on my way to the field. No other place can top that.
 
The one I’m talking about is strange as well. For lack of a better description, it’s on an island of shops inside a larger strip mall. There are probably five shops on either side of the “island”, with the Starbucks on the lower left corner. The drive through wraps around in front of all of the stores on the back side of the “island” to the point where the parking spots right in front of those businesses are completely unusable. If I owned one of those businesses, I’d be pissed but maybe they get lower rent because of it.

There used to be a coffee kiosk in the middle of the parking lot of the Sportsman's Warehouse in Reno. Used to walk the 4 blocks from our hotel in the morning just to get a cup. Would stand in our place in the line of cars. Don't know what beans they used but damn, best cup evah.
 
There used to be a coffee kiosk in the middle of the parking lot of the Sportsman's Warehouse in Reno. Used to walk the 4 blocks from our hotel in the morning just to get a cup. Would stand in our place in the line of cars. Don't know what beans they used but damn, best cup evah.
It was probably the cocaine they were lacing it with. Really captivates the customer.
 
Domino's. Everything else at least fills some sort of niche, like Starbucks has overpriced coffee and Taco Bell has great laxatives.
Dominoes is great when you have your kids friends coming over and one doesn't do pork, one doesn't do cheese, one only like gummy bears, and the last one you hate. Then you can order 4 pizzas for $25 delivered and be done with em.
 
Chipotle's bullshit is over if I have my pick!
Man, I wish that guy came over from Euro Hoop who was so passionate about Chipotle. I forget his name, but I think he was a lawyer around St. Louis. If you called Chipotle bland, he’d wax on for pages about how carefully they season and flavor all their food.
 
Man, I wish that guy came over from Euro Hoop who was so passionate about Chipotle. I forget his name, but I think he was a lawyer around St. Louis. If you called Chipotle bland, he’d wax on for pages about how carefully they season and flavor all their food.
How did I miss that? I hate Chipotle with a passion, I bet he and I could go 10k posts on that! :dhd:
 
Dominoes is great when you have your kids friends coming over and one doesn't do pork, one doesn't do cheese, one only like gummy bears, and the last one you hate. Then you can order 4 pizzas for $25 delivered and be done with em.
They don't have Pizza Hut in Texas?
 
The only only ones that I personally visit with any regularity are Chick-Fil-A (spicy southwest salad), and Chipotle (barbacoa burrito in a bowl).

Starbucks is the one that I would never go into if it were up to me (the last time I went to one, I was gay for three days), but my daughter loves them, so I wouldn't want her to be disappointed. Kids also like Chick-Fil-A and Mc D's. All the others can fuck off.
Venus days though. You always leave that part out.
 
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