ESPN: Estrogenized Shitty Propaganda Network

Mostly they just talk which is a big reason I don't watch them anymore. To show me the dam highlights like you used to 25-30 years ago and keep your political opinions to yourself.

Dam highlights? That code for Oregon State?

Anyway, I don't care for all the hot button speculation on this or that, especially when it's over the same people/teams every day.
 
I'm indifferent to the politics, by they real or perceived which from what I can tell is usually the latter. I grew up on NASCAR so politics is something I've learned to mostly tune out. Otherwise I wouldn't like sports, or at least NASCAR stuff.
 
I hate this new score design graphic thing by ESPN!!!
It takes up way too much of the screen but honestly the Fox Sports one is worse if that is even possible.
 
I bailed on them when they turned into the Ebonics Sports Promotion Network. Couldn't get the NHL highlights on SportsCenter, but I could get plenty of WNBA scores? Chris Berman's shtick got tired, there was too much SJW bullshit and their coverage of football was sad. When you're claiming to be a sports network and you're televising poker matches, well...........................

Fuk dat.

It was more entertaining when they were broadcasting Australian Rules Football at night to fill time slots and didn't take themselves seriously.
I miss Aussie football
 
Fact:
If you are able to look at an itemized version of your cable bill you will see that ESPN is the most costly thing on your package aside from the premium add-ons. I cut the cord earlier this year, very happy with it
 
I had the platinum package on DirecTV for about 20 yrs. I had to go through four of their top "account retention" guys before they agreed to close the account. I closed it because I was going through a divorce and leaving California, but I told them it was because ESPN had gotten so bad I was boycotting them and going ala carte on streaming. I didn't think they were going to cancel it for me!

I haven’t had DirecTV for about 8 years but that was always the play.
“Hey, I need to cancel, I only subscribe for Sunday Ticket but it’s too expensive. It’s cheaper and more fun to watch at my local Sports Bar.”
“Sir, let me transfer you to our retention dept.”
5 mins on hold. Free Sunday ticket, $20 off monthly bill, 3 months free HBO.
 
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