Facial hair map

[Bayou Tiger]

when I would rock the chin strap beard

 

[Bayou Tiger]

. First you want me to spend money buying razors and and various stuff to shave and then spend more money to accomplish to the same thing. SMDH

KB are you okay?



Did he have a stroke?!??!

 

[Kburjr]

KB are you okay?



Did he have a stroke?!??!

Developing a stutter.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Developing a stutter.

Yeah, I might need to back off on the beard attacks. You're getting a little too upset.

 

[Kburjr]

Yeah, I might need to back off on the beard attacks. You're getting a little too upset.

Bring it, baby cheeks

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Any man that doesn’t have a beard was asked to shave by their life partner because the whiskers were tickling the partner’s nutsack

 

[BigRedMoe]

I STILL DON'T SEE A MAP!

 

[Kburjr]

I STILL DON'T SEE A MAP!

The plot thickens

 

[Wild Turkey]

posted this in the night shift thread a week or so ago, but i'll repeat it here

Scenarios for dudes that have beards:

1.) You're trying to cover up your 2nd, 3rd and 4th chins
2.) You're trying to hide your weak ass jawline
3.) you're a tragic combination of 1 + 2
4.) You're a rare exception to these rules.

5.) It makes you look like you have more hair when you are balding.
6.) Sick and tired of shaving and love the freedom.

 

[ill]

5.) It makes you look like you have more hair when you are balding.
6.) Sick and tired of shaving and love the freedom.

RIP @Lance Uppercut