Facial hair map

Illustrious Potentate said:
I’ve been able to grow a beard a lot longer than I’ve been able to grow a mustache. I’d probably keep a clean shaven face of the mustache didn’t finally start coming in. I look goofy all the time, but more so when I would rock the chin strap beard
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Chin strap beards are the douchiest thing ever. If you're gonna have a beard, at least attempt to do a full on beard. People with chin strap beards also wear white K-Swiss shoes, FILA shirts, gold chains and live on the Jersey Shore.
 
Skerpokes said:
Chin strap beards are the douchiest thing ever. If you're gonna have a beard, at least attempt to do a full on beard. People with chin strap beards also wear white K-Swiss shoes, FILA shirts, gold chains and live on the Jersey Shore.
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I agree. I rocked one for most of high school though. Probably the most cringe thing I did in high school TBH
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I agree. I rocked one for most of high school though. Probably the most cringe thing I did in high school TBH
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About as cringy as frosted tips.

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Skerpokes said:
About as cringy as frosted tips.

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I have never colored my hair. I’ll rock my dirty blond hair with a ginger beard with pride no matter how goofy it looks. I’m pretty sure I got my hair from my mom’s side, so I probably won’t go grey for a while. My maternal grandpa turned 70 this year and still has color in his hair and beard. My paternal grandpa is 79 and he still has a full head of hair, but he was fully grey when he was 35
 
Mofo said:
I disagree. Rex's fantasies are mostly unfulfilled. He probably stimulates his bowels by looking longingly at truckstop restrooms or Bravo programming, while aggressively fingering his butthole.


Can't a guy just be lazy? I notice a lot of fat dudes (and some fat chicks) are rocking the facial hair.
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That goes under the "trying to hide 2nd, 3rd and 4th chins" category
 
ill said:
figured as much

just wondering, when's the last time you were with a woman where you didn't have to give her money?
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Like you are beating the womens off with a stick huh Sissy?!?!? What a fucking joke!

This from the guy who pretends to have a gf...you are too much!
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I have never colored my hair. I’ll rock my dirty blond hair with a ginger beard with pride no matter how goofy it looks. I’m pretty sure I got my hair from my mom’s side, so I probably won’t go grey for a while. My maternal grandpa turned 70 this year and still has color in his hair and beard. My paternal grandpa is 79 and he still has a full head of hair, but he was fully grey when he was 35
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that's my uncle (mom's brother). ol' boy was completely grey in his 30's.
 
Kburjr said:
Beards are better than sunscreen
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Ugh...can't imagine that hot, itchy thing down South in the heat. But all the weak chinned sallys wear one down here. Shave it and buy a damned hat.
 
JuiceTheGator said:
Ugh...can't imagine that hot, itchy thing down South in the heat. But all the weak chinned sallys wear one down here. Shave it and buy a damned hat.
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Every bearded man in every state would knock you the fuck out with one punch, you tiny armed sissy bitch.
 
JuiceTheGator said:
Ugh...can't imagine that hot, itchy thing down South in the heat. But all the weak chinned sallys wear one down here. Shave it and buy a damned hat.
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Some financial advisor you are. First you want me to spend money buying razors and and various stuff to shave and then spend more money to accomplish to the same thing. SMDH
 
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