Fat Finger Friday Thread

ND St had a midget soccer team?


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He's from Bawston.
 
Wife's computer all set up, doing it's thing.

Had to decline 50 different options, they really want to get in all my bidness.
 
Point to Redfoot....

Plus I know Trader Joes. I know the two morons we went on a trip with think the sun rises and sets there.

Simple math:
They are idiots+ They shop at Trader Joes (carry the one)= Trader Joes is stupid
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Doncha love people that are just convinced everyone is out to screw them? They aren't exactly sure how, but they still think you are
This is a pattern with these dipshits, they're convinced that we're a problem and they're smarter than us, when we've been telling them for years that their account complexity is a bitch and three quarters and they legit don't know what is possible from different vendors, or how vendors bill them, and so forth. They're convinced that everything always looks the way they think it should, and it takes a bunch of effort to show them that they don't know everything, and in the meantime we're not able to actually do the work that gets them savings and value because they have us chasing our tails over bullshit.

I fucking hate those assholes.
 
Reminds me of my roommate in college though.

The athletic department obviously allowed us to get whatever the fuck we wanted for gear. He picks out these shitty $30 umbro gloves.

"They are just what I've been using, I'm comfortable with them."

Yes, because you were poor, get the $200 Nikes or some shit, dummy. Nope, goes with the cheap shitty slippery gloves.
Yeah, these gloves are a step between the legit stuff and the shitty $30 gloves I started using. I didn't want to drop hundos on shit that will probably get beat to hell on turf anyway, so these were a reasonable-ish halfway point for me.
 
Update to a story I shared yesterday about a local high school's football team. The HC and several assistants were fired
 
I'm lazy. What's the original story?
Coaches were suspended because they allegedly made a player eat a pizza or the entire team would have extra drills. Player's religious beliefs forbid him eating pork. The coaches were seen on camera yelling at the kid to eat it. Board voted last night to terminate HC and several of the assistants involved
 
Coaches were suspended because they allegedly made a player eat a pizza or the entire team would have extra drills. Player's religious beliefs forbid him eating pork. The coaches were seen on camera yelling at the kid to eat it. Board voted last night to terminate HC and several of the assistants involved
Honestly one of the dumbest stories for all involved imo.

The coaches, the player(s), the parents and the school are all losers.
 
Coaches were suspended because they allegedly made a player eat a pizza or the entire team would have extra drills. Player's religious beliefs forbid him eating pork. The coaches were seen on camera yelling at the kid to eat it. Board voted last night to terminate HC and several of the assistants involved
NE Ohia? If so it's no wonder why their teams get their shit kicked in by the NW & WC Ohio teams around here in the state finals. I envy those NW & WC Ohio teams having easy opponents in the later stages of the tournament unlike most of the NE & EC Indiana teams where it's the opposite.
 
Coaches were suspended because they allegedly made a player eat a pizza or the entire team would have extra drills. Player's religious beliefs forbid him eating pork. The coaches were seen on camera yelling at the kid to eat it. Board voted last night to terminate HC and several of the assistants involved

Fuckin idiots
 
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