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Riding in the bed of a Ford 150, on multi state road trips.


Fucking awesome way to travel. However, it's retarded. I will never do it again. Nor will I allow anyone to ride that way while I'm stuck driving.

But if you haven't done it...
What?! That would be an awesome ride in my Adult Disneyland!!
 
I gotta be honest, I cant think of one thing cause there is a fine line and just a few letters between stubborn and stupid.
 
Ride my Goldwing, with my wife on the back, at 102 mph.
 
If you can keep in under control, I agree. I know people who've lost everything making that shit their entire existence. Also, coke hangovers (well, coke and alky-haul) are da woist.
They aren’t so bad, if you have more coke.
 
Acid. I was not a fan.

I'll never slam a pint of tequila again.

I'll never get married again. If my wife and I ever split, there is zero chance I'll ever get hitched again.
Dosed a week and a half ago for the second time in 3 months, before that it had been 23 years.

It has its purpose. Like riding a roller coaster...by your tits... naked and slathered in Astroglide because you know it helps you go faster.

I don’t recommend it to anyone because it’s a heavy burden having universal truths thrust through your 3rd nostril into your electrified meatcake. If you took it and didn’t have a lifechanging experience you either didn’t take actual acid, didn’t take enough, or were already brain damaged.
 
Tequila is awesome. It's not the only liquor I drink, but I do drink it a lot.

I've been on a Casamigos Reposado kick lately. That shit is so damn good.
Not a huge tequila fan, but when I have it I prefer Patron Silver.
 
Dosed a week and a half ago for the second time in 3 months, before that it had been 23 years.

It has its purpose. Like riding a roller coaster...by your tits... naked and slathered in Astroglide because you know it helps you go faster.

I don’t recommend it to anyone because it’s a heavy burden having universal truths thrust through your 3rd nostril into your electrified meatcake. If you took it and didn’t have a lifechanging experience you either didn’t take actual acid, didn’t take enough, or were already brain damaged.
Those dragons tho...
 
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