Final Friday (narrated by Dave Chapelle)

I usually park in the back, but I also don’t care about dings on the car. I rarely fix them. A car is a utility. I don’t need it to look nice.
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Is that the stuff that looks like quinoa?
Quinoa is tiny little stuff. Risotto is made with a type of rice that is sort of like a fat version of the rice we all know and love.
 
For the record, I understand other people do, so I am not reckless with other people’s vehicles. I’m not out there flinging open my doors or anything. But when someone dings my car, I don’t get worked up about it.
 
I do, however, intend to get my car detailed soon. I need this vehicle to have way less goldfish crackers and fruit snack remnants in it.
 
Quinoa is tiny little stuff. Risotto is made with a type of rice that is sort of like a fat version of the rice we all know and love.
So its kind of like Douche?
 
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Back at work today. First day back after vacation is the goddamn worst.
 
I usually park in the back, but I also don’t care about dings on the car. I rarely fix them. A car is a utility. I don’t need it to look nice.
I can’t understand that mindset. I have a neighbor who leaves their car out in Texas hail. Drives around in a car looking like Edward James Olmos. Get that shit fixed.
 
I can’t understand that mindset. I have a neighbor who leaves their car out in Texas hail. Drives around in a car looking like Edward James Olmos. Get that shit fixed.
Waste of money.
 
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