Fine, it's Friday

Gonna tell her I ain't doing it.
 
49.

THAT A NO?
49???

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None the less, still old enough to have your prostate and colon checked.

Both are recommended by age 45, don't be such a pussy and/or so homophobic!

Those exams can save your life!
 
49???

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None the less, still old enough to have your prostate and colon checked.

Both are recommended by age 45, don't be such a pussy and/or so homophobic!

It can save your life!
Thought it was 50.
 
Vita came in savage AF....LOL.
 
Could rubin's grandpa not turn you on enough, @SlinkyRedfoot ? Dick
Well, damn. You know, I've always thought I had near encyclopedic knowledge of Urban Dictionary, but I have to admit, I was not aware that the term pegging referred exclusively to the use of a strap on. I always assumed a dildo, or any phallic-shaped object would qualify, but according to wikipedia, it's only the strap ons.

You can learn something new everyday!
 
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Thought it was 50.
Nope, 45.

The colon exam is a piece of cake, they put you out for an hour or so and remove anything that can turn to cancer down the road. Easy peasy, the Prostate thing is a real bitch if you have any issue, and that's one out of 3 of us, but if you have issues, Prostate cancer is no joke and will take you if you are not man enough to go through the process.
 
Nope, 45.

The colon exam is a piece of cake, they put you out for an hour or so and remove anything that can turn to cancer down the road. Easy peasy, the Prostate thing is a real bitch if you have any issue, and that's one out of 3 of us, but if you have issues, Prostate cancer is no joke and will take you if you are not man enough to go through the process.
Thanks....shit got more serious when you showed up.
 
Well, damn. You know, I've always though I had near encyclopedic knowledge of Urban Dictionary, but I have to admit, I was not aware that the term pegging referred exclusively to the use of a strap on. I always assumed a dildo, or any phallic-shaped object would qualify, but according to wikipedia, it's only the strap ons.

You can learn something new everyday!
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Nope, 45.

The colon exam is a piece of cake, they put you out for an hour or so and remove anything that can turn to cancer down the road. Easy peasy, the Prostate thing is a real bitch if you have any issue, and that's one out of 3 of us, but if you have issues, Prostate cancer is no joke and will take you if you are not man enough to go through the process.
Had mine first checked when I separated from the military. I wasn't even 30 yet. Maybe doc just likes buttholes and I was taken advantage of? It was the Navy after all.

Hmm... I'm a victim. I should receive disability for life for the PTSD.
 
Nope, 45.

The colon exam is a piece of cake, they put you out for an hour or so and remove anything that can turn to cancer down the road. Easy peasy, the Prostate thing is a real bitch if you have any issue, and that's one out of 3 of us, but if you have issues, Prostate cancer is no joke and will take you if you are not man enough to go through the process.
COVID is going to kill us all anyway, so you go right ahead and stick whatever you want up yourn ass.
 
I mean I get there being different exceptions/rules for certain breeds. But like @kobesgame was saying. It shouldn't be as in depth as child adoption. I love dogs, but in the end, they're freaking dogs.

Oh I agree there shouldn't be.. I am glad though that you just can't walk in and get an animal though. I mean there are a lot of F'd up people in the world that don't deserve animals
 
Zoe Saldana - YES PLEASE!!!!
 
Doing laundry.
 
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