First woman NHL coach

Yo dawg I’m gonna let you finish, but baseball had female assistant coaches four years before hockey did and there’s a shit ton more of em too. The NFL too.

If anything the NHL is keeping the patriarchy alive the best.
Just for San Francisco, doesn’t count
 
Football is a choreographed ballet of guys in tights whose primary purpose is to rub their bodies against other guys in tights.
It’s a game of violent criminals trying stop other violent criminals from achieving their goal
 
Football is a man’s game
Football players get a cramp or stub a toe and have to be carried off and miss half a season, hockey players literally have their heart stop, get shocked back to life and ask to go back in the game (true story).

@Center Ice, you might want to get in on this :)
 
Football players get a cramp or stub a toe and have to be carried off and miss half a season, hockey players literally have their heart stop, get shocked back to life and ask to go back in the game (true story).

@Center Ice, you might want to get in on this :)
Pretty well impossible to get really hurt sliding around like a fruit
 
Pretty well impossible to get really hurt sliding around like a fruit
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...totally...
 
Hockeys appeal is funny tbh.

It’s fast, violent, not overly complex and the only sport that allows fighting, it screams everything people from BumfuckEast southern US should love.

But it’s also $1000 for even the most basic gear and $200/hr for ice time, so people from BumfuckEast can’t afford it.
 
Football players get a cramp or stub a toe and have to be carried off and miss half a season, hockey players literally have their heart stop, get shocked back to life and ask to go back in the game (true story).

@Center Ice, you might want to get in on this :)
How about: some MLB pitcher gets a blister and an infection and misses 20 games? A NHL player takes a puck or stick to the mouth, loses a pile of blood and teeth and is back on the ice in the same game.
 
Hockeys appeal is funny tbh.

It’s fast, violent, not overly complex and the only sport that allows fighting, it screams everything people from BumfuckEast southern US should love.

But it’s also $1000 for even the most basic gear and $200/hr for ice time, so people from BumfuckEast can’t afford it.
Guys from BumfuckEast don’t like anything unless it involves latent homsexuality that they can blow off as "manly"

Also, football equipment is just as if not more expensive, doubt they'd have an interest if they actually had to pay for it.
 
Hockeys appeal is funny tbh.

It’s fast, violent, not overly complex and the only sport that allows fighting, it screams everything people from BumfuckEast southern US should love.

But it’s also $1000 for even the most basic gear and $200/hr for ice time, so people from BumfuckEast can’t afford it.
It’s basically ice soccer and loved by commies. Hard pass
 
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