First world problems of the day...

[TigerBait1971]

Blue screen of death on my laptop.

Also ran out of stevia for my coffee.

FUCK 2020!

 

[Skerpokes]

Blue screen of death on my laptop.

Also ran out of stevia for my coffee.

FUCK 2020!

Stevia??

 

[TigerBait1971]

Stevia??

I dont do carbs, fatty.

 

[Skerpokes]

I dont do carbs, fatty.

Black coffee has carbs?

 

[TigerBait1971]

Black coffee has carbs?

I like my coffee like I like my women.

With big tits.

 

[Fish]

I sweeten my coffee with a shot of kamora.

 

[Skerpokes]

I sweeten my coffee with a shot of kamora.

You misspelled Jameson

 

[fknhippie]

Stevia??

His dick tastes like shit?

 

[RP-29]

Contacting HR about pending bereavement leave.

 

[TigerBait1971]

Contacting HR about pending bereavement leave.

Sorry brother

 

[moxie]

I received an email that I would be getting a shipment of cricut supplies by 8pm yesterday. There's no fuggin' cricut supplies on my porch and the tracking info says deliver is pending.

I ordered this stuff on Monday with FREE SHIPPING! That doesn't mean they can dick me around like this! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS INSOLENCE!!
SOMEBODY GET ME A MANAGER!!!

 

[Skerpokes]

I'm not playing in golf league tonight

 

[packerzrule]

Blue screen of death on my laptop.

Also ran out of stevia for my coffee.

FUCK 2020!

Sounds like a great time to fire up the bong and crank the tunes.

 

[GreenNickle]

Still have a tub of bath towels that were washed and dried yesterday that I haven't folded and put away yet.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

A customer found out CB channel and has been annoying me every time he comes to get a load of rock. Fucker, I’m trying to sleep in my tower

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Local grocery store is out of smoked salmon

 

[Tomhusker]

I like my coffee like I like my women.

With big tits.

.... Without somebody else's dick in it.

.... Without pubes.

.... Hot, black and strong.

 

[Rex Racer]

Had to fold my own laundry this evening.. WTF?

 

[moxie]

Broke a nail now I'm going to have to cut the rest... BY MYSELF since I don't know when I'll be able to step into a nail salon again.

 

[Kburjr]

Broke a nail now I'm going to have to cut the rest... BY MYSELF since I don't know when I'll be able to step into a nail salon again.

The horror!!!