First world problems of the day...

My office printer is d-e-a-d. It won't even turn on no mo'. Why today - no storm this weekend or anything?

It's just a shit day. Fuck this day.

office space GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
 
My office printer is d-e-a-d. It won't even turn on no mo'. Why today - no storm this weekend or anything?

It's just a shit day. Fuck this day.

office space GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
My friend just texted to tell me her husband set a rat trap on their deck and he said he thought he heard something early this morning & the dog was acting up so she looked outside and the thing is moving!!


It was a baby Opossum! (happy @beardown07 ??)
 
My friend just texted to tell me her husband set a rat trap on their deck and he said he thought he heard something early this morning & the dog was acting up so she looked outside and the thing is moving!!


It was a baby Opossum! (happy @beardown07 ??)


Did it kill it? Consider yourself lucky if ya got one in yer yard. They're awesome.
 
Did it kill it? Consider yourself lucky if ya got one in yer yard. They're awesome.
Nah, her husband set it free. He said it looked okay.

Years ago, I heard something creeping in my backyard (had been hearing creepies for a few days, and the dog barking inexplicably) so I snuck out of bed and quickly flashed on the light, to see a goddamn opossum walking on the fence (5ft or less easement) like a cat. That was waaaaaay too close for comfort for me, so I screamed at him. He freaked out, froze and fell off the fence like a bag of rocks 🤣
 
Yeah, I like possums. They're ugly as hell but don't get the rabies.
 
Nah, her husband set it free. He said it looked okay.

Years ago, I heard something creeping in my backyard (had been hearing creepies for a few days, and the dog barking inexplicably) so I snuck out of bed and quickly flashed on the light, to see a goddamn opossum walking on the fence (5ft or less easement) like a cat. That was waaaaaay too close for comfort for me, so I screamed at him. He freaked out, froze and fell off the fence like a bag of rocks 🤣
hahahahaha. That's fucking funny, cuz I can see it in my head. LOL

I wish I had one in my yard. They eat ticks, don't have rabies, and are just generally cool af.
 
hahahahaha. That's fucking funny, cuz I can see it in my head. LOL

I wish I had one in my yard. They eat ticks, don't have rabies, and are just generally cool af.
Except for the part where they look like giant rats.
 
Moved to an upper middle-class neighborhood 2 years ago. Last year someone was murdered in the apartment complex south of our neighborhood. Last night someone was shot in the neighborhood east of us.
 
Moved to an upper middle-class neighborhood 2 years ago. Last year someone was murdered in the apartment complex south of our neighborhood. Last night someone was shot in the neighborhood east of us.

Sounds like you picked the right place. Stay safe.
 
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