Fish's Fantastic Friday Thread

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Tank is being a little bitch about sleeping. He's fine once he falls asleep, but he freaks out unless someone is in the room with him until he falls asleep.

Can't wait for this phase to pass.

You've created that phase and you can end it, but you've got to bring yer marbles.

 

[Bender]

I went to an axe throwing bar thing last evening. More fun than I expected. The employees all looked weird, and the regular customers are especially odd.

but it’s a good time.

it's all fun and games until you're the murder victim story of the week.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

When Deuce did that, the phase lasted for over a year.

With Slink Jr, it lasted about a week, then I brought my marbles.

 

[Guy Incognito]

You've created that phase and you can end it, but you've got to bring yer marbles.

Wife took the kid out of his crib last night. -1 point.

 

[Me]

With Slink Jr, it lasted about a week, then I brought my marbles.

Played marbles with a baby? That seems dangerous

 

[Bender]

I went to an axe throwing bar thing last evening. More fun than I expected. The employees all looked weird, and the regular customers are especially odd.

but it’s a good time.

that said i went to a bar where you drink alcohol last evening. the regular costumers were also old. guess a pipe burst near the bathrooms. lady giving off big smurf vibes was playing around and while looking directly at me asked for a big strong man to take her there so she wouldn't fall. i humored her, but as we weren't related, we didn't fuck (if you saw the first few seasons of Animal Kingdom fish, you would know that's the vibe smurf sent out)

 

[redseat]

Taylor Made. It was used
I can't justify buying a new club for as much as I play

Yeah they are pretty damn expensive... Taylor Made is a solid driver

 

[Bender]

I do not get the appeal. Makes about as much sense as me opening a place where you pay to hammer nails

gotta make sure you're ready when the apocalypse happens. much more effective to hit the oncoming horde with the pointy side rather than the blunt side.

 

[Bender]

he means in the monty python sense. look at red for instance.

 

[Bender]

What the FUCK is a pawpaw????

didn't show the kids jungle book? maybe you'll figure it out with the grandkids.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Wife took the kid out of his crib last night. -1 point.

Yep. You have to do your normal bedtime routine, then tuck him in, kiss him, tell him you'll see him in the morning and then leave the room. A family friend who is a child psychologist told me this is how you should do it.

He'll freak the fuck out. If you want, you can go in every 15 minutes or so to let him know you're still there, but he has to go to sleep by himself.

First night, Slink Jr cried so much he puked. We went in, cleaned him and his crib up, kissed him and left again. It sucked balls for sure hearing him wail like that, but it worked. After a while, he petered out and went to sleep. After that, it was much easier.

 

[Bender]

I'm in!

he'll miss, you'll be able to chop him up with said axe with ease.

have a wonderful weekend.

 

[Me]

he'll miss, you'll be able to chop him up with said axe with ease.

have a wonderful weekend.

One whack to the neck is all it takes. I'll be grilling some good bird

 

[Guy Incognito]

Yep. You have to do your normal bedtime routine, then tuck him in, kiss him, tell him you'll see him in the morning and then leave the room. A family friend who is a child psychologist told me this is how you should do it.

He'll freak the fuck out. If you want, you can go in every 15 minutes or so to let him know you're still there, but he has to go to sleep by himself.

First night, Slink Jr cried so much he puked. We went in, cleaned him and his crib up, kissed him and left again. It sucked balls for sure hearing him wail like that, but it worked. After a while, he petered out and went to sleep. After that, it was much easier.

The toughest one probably will be when we put him in a bed he can get out of. I remember standing right outside Ham's door and scooping her up the second she opened the door and putting her right back into bed.

 

[HammerDown]

had a pumpkin beer last night. I am halfway through my 4-pack...what do, @HammerDown?

Get another $42 together to go buy another 4-pack?

LOL @ "4-pack"

"Hey guys, let's get together and have some slow-pour pilsners tonight!"

 

[Fish]

that said i went to a bar where you drink alcohol last evening. the regular costumers were also old. guess a pipe burst near the bathrooms. lady giving off big smurf vibes was playing around and while looking directly at me asked for a big strong man to take her there so she wouldn't fall. i humored her, but as we weren't related, we didn't fuck (if you saw the first few seasons of Animal Kingdom fish, you would know that's the vibe smurf sent out)

I haven't got to see the first seasons of Animal Kingdom yet.

Went to watch and I would have to upgrade my hulu plan to see it, no need for that right now. Couldn't find it free anywhere.
Or maybe that's what happened when I tried to watch the first season of Miracle Workers. Hell I don't remember now.

I do remember that someone wanted money and I didn't want to give any.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Just had my Greek yogurt with Grape Nuts. Was particularly delicious after fasting yesterday.

 

[nappyvalley]

hello friends and others

 

[Guy Incognito]

Get another $42 together to go buy another 4-pack?

LOL @ "4-pack"

"Hey guys, let's get together and have some slow-pour pilsners tonight!"

...

I mean, I prefer sixers and 12s too, but most craft breweries put out 4-packs of cans.

 

[MTVike]

gotta make sure you're ready when the apocalypse happens. much more effective to hit the oncoming horde with the pointy side rather than the blunt side.