Fish's Fantastic Friday Thread

Guy Incognito said:
I'm still not entirely sure where @SlinkyRedfoot was going with that. I'm guessing it's a Major League 2 reference, because otherwise I don't know what good shooting marbles will do to get Tank to sleep.
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I think he's supposed to choke on them
 
gobucks0409 said:
I think he's supposed to choke on them
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So you wanna choke a chicken??

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My BIL has an orange Dodge minivan that's now been in 3 wrecks in the past 3 months. I think they bought it just a year ago. My BIL rear ended an old dude at 20mph in July. He then hit a deer with it in August but didn't do too much damage. His wife got rear ended in it today. They hate it but the value keeps going down from these accidents.
 
basement bias said:
My BIL has an orange Dodge minivan that's now been in 3 wrecks in the past 3 months. I think they bought it just a year ago. My BIL rear ended an old dude at 20mph in July. He then hit a deer with it in August but didn't do too much damage. His wife got rear ended in it today. They hate it but the value keeps going down from these accidents.
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basement bias said:
My BIL has an orange Dodge minivan that's now been in 3 wrecks in the past 3 months. I think they bought it just a year ago. My BIL rear ended an old dude at 20mph in July. He then hit a deer with it in August but didn't do too much damage. His wife got rear ended in it today. They hate it but the value keeps going down from these accidents.
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basement bias said:
His wife wears the pants. I told him do not buy it, but nope he shows up about a year ago with it. Guess he needed to match his hair color.
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Like, what extra value are they expecting to get from an orange minivan?

Why didn't @Jiddy or @drulz stick around to answer these questions?
 
Guy Incognito said:
Like, what extra value are they expecting to get from an orange minivan?

Why didn't @Jiddy or @drulz stick around to answer these questions?
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No extra value, but they were going to trade it in before the 1st accident. Now with the accident history, the value for trade in has dropped big time. Think they're stuck with it now.
 
basement bias said:
No extra value, but they were going to trade it in before the 1st accident. Now with the accident history, the value for trade in has dropped big time. Think they're stuck with it now.
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As in, they had bought a car, and then decided that within a year, they were going to trade it in for another car?

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Guy Incognito said:
Just took my first stab at trying to get data out of the system I'm still learning to meet a client's request.

Sent it to one of the senior members of the team to double-check my dumb ass.

Her response: "Exactly how I would do it."

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basement bias said:
Yep my thought as well! Especially when has an Arcadia or maybe 2 that just need an engine free and clear.
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Like, not trying to get into anyone's wallet here, but there's no way they are getting any kind of value out of that purchase.
 
RoyMunson said:
is your data extract in JSON format?
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No, I go to a system, mash a couple buttons on my mouse, and get an .xls file from the system. Wanted to make sure I had started in the right place, because this is me RN, in a new job using a system I've only taken like 20 minutes of training on, while pretending to be in charge as a manager:

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