...for the rest of us.

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My Grievance: The Transfer Portal

My Feat of Strength: I replaced our bathroom fan last Saturday.
 
My Grievance: Religious interference with the shopping holidays.

My feat of strength: Cleaning squids for stir-fry. Messy.
 
My grievance: they know what they did.

Feat of strength: took a couch to the landfill today.
 
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You know who else dressed up as Luigi? Dennis Reynolds, sociopath.
 
My Grievance: 3/4 ton trucks with 8 foot bed and then a giant hitch sticking out parking close to entrance door so everyone entering get their shin shattered on the way in or out. Pull it off since you ain't using it or park out in bum fuck so no one has to pass it.

Strength: staying awake even though I am super fucking tired.
 
Atheists for Christmas

Also --

G: People who enter the highway at 35 miles per hour
FOS: Eating 4 pounds of meat tomorrow without throwing up
 
My grievances: All the idiots I’ll be dealing with at the airport

Feat of strength: Slapping a bitch
 
Grievance: Lazy motherfuckers who haven't started verion 68 yet.

FOS: My perspicacious comments.
 
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