...for the rest of us.

My grievances: Lawyers. Today I had to research why emails sent to opposing counsel were missing metadata consisting of the "email subject line." The answer....those emails were sent by whatever party leaving the subject line entirely blank to begin with.

Feat of strength: Negotiating with terrorists (also known as my 16 year old daughter).
 
Grievance: Ryan Day and Mike Tomlin's current status/place of employment

FOS: Taking a shit bigger than your forearm
 
My grievance: I still haven't received my HooplaNation t-shirt.

Feat of Strength: I can carry my 9-year old and my 4-year old at the same time.
 
My grievance: When I miss a call from my wife, and try to call her back and she doesn't answer

FOS: not killing my BIL on Christmas Eve
 
ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) said:
And now for the Festivus dance ...

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My wife does that dance and it is funnier than shit.

Maybe the only funny thing she does...
 
PeoplesChicken said:
My grievance: When I miss a call from my wife, and try to call her back and she doesn't answer

FOS: not killing my BIL on Christmas Eve
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Make you want to strangle the she outta her, least it does me.
 
Grievance - grandkids are growing up too fast.
Feat of strength - I will say something nice to an Iowa fan. But only one of them greasy bastards. I don't need them getting all emotional and wanting to touch my wiener.
 
Grievance - How many streaming services you need to watch all the sports, movies, series & shows,

Feat of strength - still able to lift and carry the wife to the bedroom, but putting socks on takes a few grunts.
 
UbetterDUCK said:
Grievance - How many streaming services you need to watch all the sports, movies, series & shows,

Feat of strength - still able to lift and carry the wife to the bedroom, but putting socks on takes a few grunts.
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G: People who have to watch that stuff.

FOS: Turning the damn TV off and picking up a book.
 
G: Everything and everybody

FOS: Raining blows down upon all your heads
 
Kburjr said:
G: People who have to watch that stuff.

FOS: Turning the damn TV off and picking up a book.
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I still read 1 book a month. Merry Christmas!!! Lighten up - going through life so cynical must be painful.
 
UbetterDUCK said:
I still read 1 book a month. Merry Christmas!!! Lighten up - going through life so cynical must be painful.
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Going thru made me cynical. Natural progression.

I have bought over 1400 books over the last 10 years or so. I have read them all except for reference books and maybe 5 out of my last haul. Don't watch much TV other than Sunday NFL.
 
G: National Grid and our local and state govts.

FoS: Fixing the downstairs heat.
 
Kburjr said:
Going thru made me cynical. Natural progression.

I have bought over 1400 books over the last 10 years or so. I have read them all except for reference books and maybe 5 out of my last haul. Don't watch much TV other than Sunday NFL.
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I bet you are a hoot at a party…
 
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