Former Red Sox Johnny Damon Gets DUI In Florida

He did win a WS ring with both teams didn't he?
 
4 years each with the Sox and Yankees, but 6 years to start his MLB career with the Royals.

Former KC Royals OF arrested for DUI in Florida.
He was born here too.... :facepalm:
 
4 years each with the Sox and Yankees, but 6 years to start his MLB career with the Royals.

Former KC Royals OF arrested for DUI in Florida.
He ended his career in Cleveland and I don't remember that at all. I was a Red Sox fan when he was with the Red Sox too, so you'd think I'd have some recall. Getting old's a bitch.
 
Thai’s are renowned for their inability to hold their liquor.
 
His wife needs to lay off the ‘tox.
Starting to head down the Meg Ryan path a little.

Former Red Sox wife Megan Mangan-Damon, also arrested. In true former Bostonian fashion, for fighting the Cops.
 
you have to blow like a .4 to get a DUI in FL, right?
 
They’re just as gay as most states. .08.

Can you imagine how annoying the moms who came up with .08 as a level of drunk were. Fuck... I don’t even like thinking about it.

Not when I’m sober anyway.
zero tolerance
 
Any beard grower that would sign with a team that requires you to shave is a douche.

That whole clean shaven rule for the Yankees is stupid, especially considering their woman beating catcher has neck tats that border on being face tats, so the classy argument is out the window
 
Any beard grower that would sign with a team that requires you to shave is a douche.

That whole clean shaven rule for the Yankees is stupid, especially considering their woman beating catcher has neck tats that border on being face tats, so the classy argument is out the window
 
Interesting. I played little league against Johnny. He was the one you were freaked getting in the box against. He threw a ton....but every once in a while he let one go like Ricky Vaughn without the black frame glasses. Probably a good indicator of why he wasn’t a major league pitcher.

Bunted on him once and he bare handed/quick sling to first....right off my helmet. Cracked that fucker good. Ha.
 
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