Friday before Ramadan thread

RubinRock said:
I BROUGHT HIM BACK!
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I am accomplishing very little today. I just want to lay around and watch golf today.
 
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ill said:
I am accomplishing very little today. I just want to lay around and watch golf today.
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Samsies, except the golf part
 
ill said:
I am accomplishing very little today. I just want to lay around and watch golf today.
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Justin Rose coming back down to earth. Still has the lead
 
I got dosed up before a walk last night. It's required in Massachusetts. Wife and I headed into a bubble tea place (she likes that shit for some reason) to bring some Asian love.

Stood behind a couple of blue haired lesbians while waiting. Jacket covered in BLM ads and gender equality shit. Walking billboards for whatever they have running through their heads when not having immoral sex.

Anyway, while waiting for them to prepare the drink, I go sit down alone. Then some fat neck bearded incel customer walks up to me, probably fresh off a baiting session of furry hentai, and asks if I want to hear a joke.

Well, clearly I have nothing better to do, and maybe this edible is starting to kick in. A good joke could jumpstart things. Sure, let's here it!

Neckbeard: what is the difference between a gerbil and a cat

Gatorchip: uh.. I don't kn...

Neckbeard: SO YOUR THE ONE!!!


We both laugh. Then I avoid eye contact because I dont get the joke. Anyone?!?!


Got the drink and headed out. The straw was too small, so the bubbles wouldn't come through the straw. That was far more funny to watch.
 
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Guy set up a conference call, and put the wrong number in the invite. I called it, and this lady screamed "you have the wrong number, quit calling me!"
 
I'm down with peace things....but that spirituality stuff needs to lick my butthole.
 
Gatorchip said:
I got dosed up before a walk last night. It's required in Massachusetts. Wife and I headed into a bubble tea place (she likes that shit for some reason) to bring some Asian love.

Stood behind a couple of blue haired lesbians while waiting. Jacket covered in BLM ads and gender equality shit. Walking billboards for whatever they have running through their heads when not having immoral sex.

Anyway, while waiting for them to prepare the drink, I go sit down alone. Then some fat neck bearded incel customer walks up to me, probably fresh off a baiting session of furry hentai, and asks if I want to hear a joke.

Well, clearly I have nothing better to do, and maybe this edible is starting to kick in. A good joke could jumpstart things. Sure, let's here it!

Neckbeard: what is the difference between a gerbil and a cat

Gatorchip: uh.. I don't kn...

Neckbeard: SO YOUR THE ONE!!!


We both laugh. Then I avoid eye contact because I dont get the joke. Anyone?!?!


Got the drink and headed out. The straw was too small, so the bubbles wouldn't come through the straw. That was far more funny to watch.
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man im so glad I got out of there before it turned into this.
 
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