Friday before Ramadan thread

[RoyMunson]

i can't seem to find anyone making a cauliflower Jesus, so you can strike that one from the list.

What if we assume the crust is cauliflower?

 

[basement bias]

Good man. Gone, not forgotten.

Yep, that phrase and Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten are big with me.

 

[Kburjr]

i can't seem to find anyone making a cauliflower Jesus, so you can strike that one from the list.

Probably get $800 on Ebay for a good likeness.

 

[occupant]

...is it like Jenga or what?

 

[ill]

Ugh, no loitering either. Another tennis rat hanging around the public courts all day.

Fortunately, I quit the game because both my one and two handed backhands simply could not get any better.

You seem like a pickleball playing loser who couldn't cut it on the tennis courts.

 

[Kburjr]

Yep, that phrase and Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten are big with me.

My baby brother died the day after our shared birthday over 18 years ago. Birthdays are not the fun they used to be.

 

[RoyMunson]

You seem like a pickleball playing loser who couldn't cut it on the tennis courts.

Too fucking hot in Florida for that shit.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Ok, next match the spritzers/mimosas are on you Champ!

Good point, Biffster. I should make a batch of mimosas for Sunday morning on the boat! Imma' have one of those jew bagels with all the shit on it, too.

 

[Kburjr]

You seem like a pickleball playing loser who couldn't cut it on the tennis courts.

Explains the "Dillweed" on the back of his warmups.

 

[occupant]

Good point, Biffster. I should make a batch of mimosas for Sunday morning on the boat! Imma' have one of those jew bagels with all the shit on it, too.

Gotdamm I love those fucking things! Gotta have chive cream cheese on it though so we can feel all boujee and shit.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Too fucking hot in Florida for that shit.

I'd play all summer. 3 hour singles matches in August. Started playing when I was 5 and quit at 45. My right knee, right hip, right shoulder, wrist, elbow and both ankles are ravaged.

Living in paradise wears your shit out. 12 months of action.

 

[Kburjr]

I'd play all summer. 3 hour singles matches in August. Started playing when I was 5 and quit at 45. My right knee, right hip, right shoulder, wrist, elbow and both ankles are ravaged.

Living in paradise wears your shit out. 12 months of action.

Exercise is supposed to be good for you. WTF

 

[RoyMunson]

I'd play all summer. 3 hour singles matches in August. Started playing when I was 5 and quit at 45. My right knee, right hip, right shoulder, wrist, elbow and both ankles are ravaged.

Living in paradise wears your shit out. 12 months of action.

fuck that hot court shit. Golf courses have shade or swimming in a cool pool would be my options.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I like cauliflower... when I eat it, it looks like this:

It doesn't try to look like this:

Well only a sociopath would try to make that steak

 

[Kburjr]

fuck that hot court shit. Golf courses have shade or swimming in a cool pool would be my options.

Fall and spring are for exercising. Summer and winter are for kicking it

 

[ojb81]

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Allah'u Akbar. .

 

[ojb81]

In other Ohio news:

Watch your back @stakesarehigh
No confirmed sightings after reports of monkeys on the loose in Cincinnati

i was thinking of calling off work today so i could go looking for them. last sighting was down in price hill, so i'd probably need to make sure i was strapped.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

fuck that hot court shit. Golf courses have shade or swimming in a cool pool would be my options.

You get in incredibly good condition playing in heat. I'd play my brothers up north when visiting and they couldn't believe what condition I was in...would hardly break a sweat.
One of my bros played for UWisc and the other for Marquette. They only way I had a chance was to drag it out and wear them down.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

 

[Me]

i was thinking of calling off work today so i could go looking for them. last sighting was down in price hill, so i'd probably need to make sure i was strapped.

Is that....... Racist?