Friday, gobuck's favorite day of the week

I use pirated fire sticks in all my TVs. I havent paid for TV on cable or satellite for 5 years.
Please explain how that works, I'm not completely adverse to breaking the law.
 
I still need to finish cleaning out the garage so I can get both cars in there or it's going to be a tight gathering area in the driveway on Halloween. Going to be a busy fucking Saturday.
Both cars in the garage?

Man, that ship has sailed.
 
lol at thinking a chick took his account over. no way she's smart enough to pull that off.
Going off the notion that he didn't log out of either his phone or laptop/tablet, and she went in and plorsted under his SN. Don't think she hacked a password.
 
Pretty sure I made Jessica from State Farm cry. I guess I should send her a pizza with an atomic brownie and a coo coo crusty. Got ANOTHER bill for insurance on the motorhome that I'd already paid, so sent her a scathing email asking if they weren't capable of handling my account to let me know and I'd search for insurance elsewhere. So she calls me this morning apologizing profusely.

I told her to set it up on 6 month payments. She said ok. Turns out State Farm doesn't do 6 months on motorhomes, only monthly or yearly and she didn't know that. She said I could mail them a check for the other 6 months to the agency if I wanted to in March.

I said fuck it and just paid the rest of the year premium on the state farm website.
 
Pretty sure I made Jessica from State Farm cry. I guess I should send her a pizza with an atomic brownie and a coo coo crusty. Got ANOTHER bill for insurance on the motorhome that I'd already paid, so sent her a scathing email asking if they weren't capable of handling my account to let me know and I'd search for insurance elsewhere. So she calls me this morning apologizing profusely.

I told her to set it up on 6 month payments. She said ok. Turns out State Farm doesn't do 6 months on motorhomes, only monthly or yearly and she didn't know that. She said I could mail them a check for the other 6 months to the agency if I wanted to in March.

I said fuck it and just paid the rest of the year premium on the state farm website.

You sure do get shitty customer service alot...from everyone.
 
Pretty sure I made Jessica from State Farm cry. I guess I should send her a pizza with an atomic brownie and a coo coo crusty. Got ANOTHER bill for insurance on the motorhome that I'd already paid, so sent her a scathing email asking if they weren't capable of handling my account to let me know and I'd search for insurance elsewhere. So she calls me this morning apologizing profusely.

I told her to set it up on 6 month payments. She said ok. Turns out State Farm doesn't do 6 months on motorhomes, only monthly or yearly and she didn't know that. She said I could mail them a check for the other 6 months to the agency if I wanted to in March.

I said fuck it and just paid the rest of the year premium on the state farm website.
the fuck is a coo coo crusty?
 
the fuck is a coo coo crusty?
Ask the manly looking girl delivering the pizza to black Jake on the state farm commercial, I don't know.
 
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