Friday morning

Oh.

Friend zone level infinity, then.

friend zone fedora GIF
Nah...I was just a prude. One of those good, Catholic girls. I’ve got only one notch on the bedpost.
 
Mayo yes, Miracle Whip deffo no.
I used to be solely Miracle Whip because that’s all my parents ever bought. I lean mayo, but I don’t discriminate against MW.
 
it's like looking my the browser on my mom's phone...

OneTab has been a life saver for me. I usually have hundreds of tabs open at any given time.
 
I used to be solely Miracle Whip because that’s all my parents ever bought. I lean mayo, but I don’t discriminate against MW.
Miracle Whip is for old people and white trash, so I think this maths out.
 
Wife put Little Guy in a 3-month sized onesie. Kid almost completely filled it. Won't be 2 months for another week.

Time to get @ima in as his trainer, and @sultan of brown eye on the phone to be his agent.
 
Wife put Little Guy in a 3-month sized onesie. Kid almost completely filled it. Won't be 2 months for another week.

Time to get @ima in as his trainer, and @sultan of brown eye on the phone to be his agent.
Trying to get him to be a wiffle ball champ?
 
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