Friday, now with MLB and Rex Manning

[Fish]

A bunch of high maintenance cunts with nothing better to do than complain about their miserable lives. Women tend to watch shows like this.

Your banal posts suck the enjoyment out of every thread the same way your mouth sucks the jizz out of your boyfriend's balls.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Your banal posts suck the enjoyment out of every thread the same way your mouth sucks the jizz out of your boyfriend's balls.

 

[Mofo]

You are a Smart MoFo! I been noticing it for a while now, ya Great Big Dummy!

Women want me, men want to be me…

 

[Mofo]

Singles is another epic soundtrack.

I had a friend who had that one. I didn’t understand it, but it was back in the Stone Age, where if you want a bunch of weird good tracks, it was hard to find in one place. I had ‘DGC Rarities Vol 1’ just for this same reason.

 

[Mofo]

Clerks 2 i liked Clerks i wasn't a fan of.
didn't really watch any on that list though

Clerks read exactly like what it was: a high-concept, extremely low budget proof-of-concept of what Kevin Smith could get you. The writing is bad, the acting is bad, and there’s no color for a reason. But without it, none of the other Kevin Smith movies are possible.

 

[stakesarehigh]

A bunch of high maintenance cunts with nothing better to do than complain about their miserable lives. Women tend to watch shows like this.

Must be terrible to have a rich husband who takes care of your every need and worry about things like curtains matching throw pillows

 

[ill]

Women want me, men want to be me…

women want me, some men want me too

some men want to be me...

some women want to be me, too

 

[ill]

Clerks read exactly like what it was: a high-concept, extremely low budget proof-of-concept of what Kevin Smith could get you. The writing is bad, the acting is bad, and there’s no color for a reason. But without it, none of the other Kevin Smith movies are possible.

my mom rented the VHS one night and we sat down to watch it and never got past the snowball discussion...

that was awkward for a teenage boy to watch with his mom

 

[stakesarehigh]

Your banal posts suck the enjoyment out of every thread the same way your mouth sucks the jizz out of your boyfriend's balls.

Never change fish

 

[White Knight]

Must be terrible to have a rich husband who takes care of your every need and while about things like curtains matching throw pillows

Many women are just insecure.

 

[White Knight]

my mom rented the VHS one night and we sat down to watch it and never got past the snowball discussion...

that was awkward for a teenage boy to watch with his mom

Is that why you became a pervert?

 

[ill]

Must be terrible to have a rich husband who takes care of your every need and worry about things like curtains matching throw pillows

do poors not care about their curtains matching their throw pillows?

asking for a friend

 

[williewilliejuan]

my mom rented the VHS one night and we sat down to watch it and never got past the snowball discussion...

that was awkward for a teenage boy to watch with his mom

Did you ask her if she’d ever given one?

 

[Inquisitor]

Must be terrible to have a rich husband who takes care of your every need and worry about things like curtains matching throw pillows

How do we know Gigi's husband is rich?

 

[RobBase]

You probably cheat more at golf than almost anyone.

 

[RobBase]

Clerks read exactly like what it was: a high-concept, extremely low budget proof-of-concept of what Kevin Smith could get you. The writing is bad, the acting is bad, and there’s no color for a reason. But without it, none of the other Kevin Smith movies are possible.

That’s one of those movies, you grow up and think “Oh man! I’m going to watch Clerks again.” And you do and you’re like “Fuck.”

 

[Handicappers]

my mom rented the VHS one night and we sat down to watch it and never got past the snowball discussion...

that was awkward for a teenage boy to watch with his mom

your pants were off, weren't they?

 

[Handicappers]

Many women are just insecure.

Speaking of insecure...remember that one time you pretended your Dad died when you were 11?

 

[White Knight]

Speaking of insecure...remember that one time you pretended your Dad died when you were 11?

No I don't. Remember all the times you lied about going on goodwill trips?

 

[RobBase]

your pants were off, weren't they?

I think maybe his mom was trying to tell him something. After all, she rented it.