Friday the 24th
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Good point
Damn, anytime you want people to call or show up at your house all you need to do is try and take a shit.
Thank goodness it's Friday!
Thank goodness it's Friday!
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My day so far....
Wife decided to go into the office a little later today and so she put on a pot of coffee and then cooked a nice breakfast with eggs, bacon, grits and a biscuit. While she was cooking the meal I was enjoying my coffee and goofing around on here. My mouth was watering in anticipation of eating the food that I could smell being prepared at that very moment.
Sounds like a pretty good morning so far but that suddenly changed. I was on the PC in my office when she set this huge plate of delicious looking food down in front of me, kissed my cheek and then left for work.
That's when I suddenly had the urge to poo.
It was strong! I had to go take a squat!
STAT!
By the time I was finished and realized the food was all cold by then and I decided to just go take a shower instead....no food was consumed.
Now I'm hungry....
My day so far....
Wife decided to go into the office a little later today and so she put on a pot of coffee and then cooked a nice breakfast with eggs, bacon, grits and a biscuit. While she was cooking the meal I was enjoying my coffee and goofing around on here. My mouth was watering in anticipation of eating the food that I could smell being prepared at that very moment.
Sounds like a pretty good morning so far but that suddenly changed. I was on the PC in my office when she set this huge plate of delicious looking food down in front of me, kissed my cheek and then left for work.
That's when I suddenly had the urge to poo.
It was strong! I had to go take a squat!
STAT!
By the time I was finished and realized the food was all cold by then and I decided to just go take a shower instead....no food was consumed.
Now I'm hungry....
Shittus Interuptus
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post did not deliver.My day so far....
Wife decided to go into the office a little later today and so she put on a pot of coffee and then cooked a nice breakfast with eggs, bacon, grits and a biscuit. While she was cooking the meal I was enjoying my coffee and goofing around on here. My mouth was watering in anticipation of eating the food that I could smell being prepared at that very moment.
Sounds like a pretty good morning so far but that suddenly changed. I was on the PC in my office when she set this huge plate of delicious looking food down in front of me, kissed my cheek and then left for work.
That's when I suddenly had the urge to poo.
It was strong! I had to go take a squat!
STAT!
By the time I was finished and realized the food was all cold by then and I decided to just go take a shower instead....no food was consumed.
Now I'm hungry....
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Team meetings in the office today. These are the days I wish we had separate buildings for the law office and our side.
Should have ate while pooingMy day so far....
Wife decided to go into the office a little later today and so she put on a pot of coffee and then cooked a nice breakfast with eggs, bacon, grits and a biscuit. While she was cooking the meal I was enjoying my coffee and goofing around on here. My mouth was watering in anticipation of eating the food that I could smell being prepared at that very moment.
Sounds like a pretty good morning so far but that suddenly changed. I was on the PC in my office when she set this huge plate of delicious looking food down in front of me, kissed my cheek and then left for work.
That's when I suddenly had the urge to poo.
It was strong! I had to go take a squat!
STAT!
By the time I was finished and realized the food was all cold by then and I decided to just go take a shower instead....no food was consumed.
Now I'm hungry....
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He and his special lady friend are planning to go out to dinner and then oppress some colored folks.morning
hey @gobucks0409
today is South Africa Heritage Day
whatchu gonna do about it?
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Made my day.
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My son's game is down in Hillbilly-Amish land tonight. I will probably contract 'rona, scurvy, and beri beri
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Bring out the necklaces.
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If you have a baby keep it off the field.
Honey doesn’t dissolve well in iced coffee.
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if you will
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If I have a baby? What the fuck are you talking about Grandpa?
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I think you overdramatized it.