Friday the 24th

Mom called, said she shut off her heat pump and now it won't come back on but the blower is on. Also the thermostat is on celsius instead of farenheit. Also she hates that thermostat.

So I'm going to walk down there and see if I can sort it out for her.

Hopefully won't have to hurdle any babies or wrestle any alligators on my way, but if I do I'll make sure and post it here.
 
Mom called, said she shut off her heat pump and now it won't come back on but the blower is on. Also the thermostat is on celsius instead of farenheit. Also she hates that thermostat.

So I'm going to walk down there and see if I can sort it out for her soon as I’m done posting this.
Good thing you took the time to post this instead of hustling right over to help.
 
Good thing you took the time to post this instead of hustling right over to help.
It's 65 degrees (farenheit), I don't think she's in distress yet.

She told me not to get in any hurry also btw imo tbd doe.
 
I'm not saying you're incorrect about Robbo, but tell me again how horrible it is for someone to wear a band shirt of the band they're going to see in concert, and how much it bothers you.
Golly gee wonder what kind of a fit he would throw if he saw me wearing They Might Be giants shirt?
 
Golly gee wonder what kind of a fit he would throw if he saw me wearing They Might Be giants shirt?
I got nothing against TMBG

but I won't wear a TMBG shirt to one of their shows

just a rule
 
Meetings until 530...might take a break and fill my gas tank so I can tackle this lawn one more time

Almost got through the whole mowing season with 2 gallons of gas.
 
Meetings until 530...might take a break and fill my gas tank so I can tackle this lawn one more time

Almost got through the whole mowing season with 2 gallons of gas.
Seriously? What are the dimensions of your yard?
 
Got Mom's heat pump going, cycled it from heat to cool to make sure, got her thermostat back on farenheit. Talked a short time but I got a stomach pain so I started walking back home. Pain got worse so I started running.
Then a baby crawled across the road right in front of me from the pasture!! I hurdled that little bastard but it was then I saw the dingo. No wonder that baby was crawling so fast!
I did 2 backflips and gave the dingo a kick and while he was startled I reached down and stuck my hand in his mouth and broke his lower jaw right off his face.

Ran in the house and wife says "I just grilled you a nice filet and there's a baked potato with it", I said NO TIME, gotta get to the bathroom and btw someone needs to go see about that baby in the yard!

I hurt so bad it was quick, only in the bathroom about a minute. But everyone knows a minute is all it takes for a filet to lose it's optimum eating temperature so I gave that to Gunner.

There's a flying saucer humming around my yard so I'm going to go see about that now.
 
Got Mom's heat pump going, cycled it from heat to cool to make sure, got her thermostat back on farenheit. Talked a short time but I got a stomach pain so I started walking back home. Pain got worse so I started running.
Then a baby crawled across the road right in front of me from the pasture!! I hurdled that little bastard but it was then I saw the dingo. No wonder that baby was crawling so fast!
I did 2 backflips and gave the dingo a kick and while he was startled I reached down and stuck my hand in his mouth and broke his lower jaw right off his face.

Ran in the house and wife says "I just grilled you a nice filet and there's a baked potato with it", I said NO TIME, gotta get to the bathroom and btw someone needs to go see about that baby in the yard!

I hurt so bad it was quick, only in the bathroom about a minute. But everyone knows a minute is all it takes for a filet to lose it's optimum eating temperature so I gave that to Gunner.

There's a flying saucer humming around my yard so I'm going to go see about that now.
Sounds plausible
 
Got Mom's heat pump going, cycled it from heat to cool to make sure, got her thermostat back on farenheit. Talked a short time but I got a stomach pain so I started walking back home. Pain got worse so I started running.
Then a baby crawled across the road right in front of me from the pasture!! I hurdled that little bastard but it was then I saw the dingo. No wonder that baby was crawling so fast!
I did 2 backflips and gave the dingo a kick and while he was startled I reached down and stuck my hand in his mouth and broke his lower jaw right off his face.

Ran in the house and wife says "I just grilled you a nice filet and there's a baked potato with it", I said NO TIME, gotta get to the bathroom and btw someone needs to go see about that baby in the yard!

I hurt so bad it was quick, only in the bathroom about a minute. But everyone knows a minute is all it takes for a filet to lose it's optimum eating temperature so I gave that to Gunner.

There's a flying saucer humming around my yard so I'm going to go see about that now.

i believe that entire story except the part about you fixing the heat pump. I’m betting you called a guy. He told you “don’t worry. It’s 65 degrees out. I’ll be there next week”
 
Got Mom's heat pump going, cycled it from heat to cool to make sure, got her thermostat back on farenheit. Talked a short time but I got a stomach pain so I started walking back home. Pain got worse so I started running.
Then a baby crawled across the road right in front of me from the pasture!! I hurdled that little bastard but it was then I saw the dingo. No wonder that baby was crawling so fast!
I did 2 backflips and gave the dingo a kick and while he was startled I reached down and stuck my hand in his mouth and broke his lower jaw right off his face.

Ran in the house and wife says "I just grilled you a nice filet and there's a baked potato with it", I said NO TIME, gotta get to the bathroom and btw someone needs to go see about that baby in the yard!

I hurt so bad it was quick, only in the bathroom about a minute. But everyone knows a minute is all it takes for a filet to lose it's optimum eating temperature so I gave that to Gunner.

There's a flying saucer humming around my yard so I'm going to go see about that now.
didn't know you were so spry.
 
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