Friday’s Important Message About Your Most Valuable Possession

[Inquisitor]

I have a fifth of vodka I'm opening up tonight. My wife doesn't know it yet but she is going to get nailed.

If I'm going to open up a bottle, I'm drinking at least three fifths of it.

One fifth doesn't cut it.

 

[HammerDown]

Cape Cod sucks though

Everywhere I went in that state does. However, the clam chowder most certainly does not suck.

 

[Handicappers]

My most valuable possession is my wife.

Sure it is OO, right.

 

[Me]

Somebody set up a GoFundMe for the hockey bar downtown. Fuck it... As a fan, it's my duty to help

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Everywhere I went in that state does. However, the clam chowder most certainly does not suck.

MA is a great place to live as a youth.

 

[Guy Incognito]

My most valuable possession is my wife.

This is 2020. You don't own your wife, you pig!

 

[Bender]

I got a Chick Fil A reward for free delivery... but my Chick Fil A is a 30 second walk away

so, it should get to you pretty quickly.

 

[ill]

bought a JBL clip speaker too for my golf bag...

this is a JBL household now.

 

[HammerDown]

My most valuable possession is my wife.

Do you still resent having to provide her with food and shelter, Oscar?

 

[Bender]

bought a JBL clip speaker too for my golf bag...

this is a JBL household now.

really go for it out on the course.

 

[ill]

really go for it out on the course.

fuck yes.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

MA is a great place to live as a youth.

that's Yute

 

[PeoplesChicken]

bought a JBL clip speaker too for my golf bag...

this is a JBL household now.

Blue?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

bought a JBL clip speaker too for my golf bag...

this is a JBL household now.

I bought a JBL bluetooth speaker for my office. Love that thing

 

[ill]

Blue?

...

no...

camo was the only color they had left at the reduced price...

 

[ill]

I bought a JBL bluetooth speaker for my office. Love that thing

I now own the Xtreme 2 and Clip 3...

hoping I don't lose the clip...might be hard to find.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

This is 2020. You don't own your wife, you pig!

See: Super Terrific Happy Time Thread by DJ in Oct

 

[PeoplesChicken]

...

no...

camo was the only color they had left at the reduced price...

Nothing wrong Camo

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Everywhere I went in that state does. However, the clam chowder most certainly does not suck.

What's their golden beet game like?

- @kobesgame

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Sure it is OO, right.

chauvinist pig!