Frontrunner for the Giants managerial job is named Alyssa

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I used to think a woman dipping snuff was unattractive, but Teeter on Yellowstone just does something for me
 
Turn every pitcher into Bob Gibson?
Nah, he didn’t hit batters nearly enough. His HBP numbers were low, it’s just when he did hit a batter it was on purpose. If you wanna pitch for me, there’s a 3 hit batter per game minimum
 
Today's players are too scared and fragile to fight over the unwritten rules of baseball that they don't know about or care about.
Well, unwritten rules are stupid and nobody cared when Mickey Mantle did a bat flip(and he did do bat flips)
 
Nah, he didn’t hit batters nearly enough. His HBP numbers were low, it’s just when he did hit a batter it was on purpose. If you wanna pitch for me, there’s a 3 hit batter per game minimum
Players were quicker back then and got out the way more often.
 
Diving over the plate and can't get out of the way of a ball 2" inside.
Nah, modern pitches have more break to em, and there’s little incentive to get out of the way of a slider headed for your foot. It’s a free base
 
Think the carpet matches the drapes?

She's more manly than their last coach, though.
 
Think the carpet matches the drapes?

She's more manly than their last coach, though.
Now they just need to hire Connie Pho who resigned from the Marlins

DREAM TEAM!
 
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