frosty Friday

kobesgame said:
My friend basically sits at home working on a computer all day. Sometimes sleeps in it as well. Cooks supper. Chases kids and dogs around some.
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you're fine until someone calls you out on it.
 
After jerk wings dipped in buffalo sauce last night and a breakfast burrito this morning, my bowels still haven't turned on me. It's a winter miracle.
 
me calling autobody shop:

them: "Last name?"
me: "bucks"
them: "oh...'go', I think we're on a first name basis now"
 
kobesgame said:
After jerk wings dipped in buffalo sauce last night and a breakfast burrito this morning, my bowels still haven't turned on me. It's a winter miracle.
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Think it's time to tempt fate with you buddy, ethanol.
 
kobesgame said:
How many days in a row is it acceptable to wear the same sweatshirt if you are wearing a tshirt underneath it and haven't spilled any food on it? Asking for a friend.
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5
 
Lady just flipped out at a cashier at a gas station because he requested her ID to buy cigarettes'. She didn't have it.. So he said, "sorry, policy, I can't sell them to you without one" (he was extremely polite"

Lady, "Fine, screw you, I guess I have to go and get it." mumbles under her breath, "you're an idiot"

No she was old enough but still you are wearing a mask and it is company policy and there is a sign that clearly states they card everyone!
 
ill said:
Ask your friend how many days in a row is the tshirt underneath being worn?
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Obviously if they have another shirt on over it it's good to go for like 14 days
 
stakesarehigh said:
Obviously if they have another shirt on over it it's good to go for like 14 days
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Disagree.

The part contacting the body and the pits and all that...no
 
ill said:
Disagree.

The part contacting the body and the pits and all that...no
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well yea....thats the obvious answer for a non homeless person

Thanks for not playing along
 
kobesgame said:
How many days in a row is it acceptable to wear the same sweatshirt if you are wearing a tshirt underneath it and haven't spilled any food on it? Asking for a friend.
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Better not ask me that.
 
ill said:
Ask your friend how many days in a row is the tshirt underneath being worn?
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Sounds like that is changed every day.
 
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kobesgame said:
How many days in a row is it acceptable to wear the same sweatshirt if you are wearing a tshirt underneath it and haven't spilled any food on it? Asking for a friend.
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4-5 or when another member of your family tells you that you smell.
 
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