Funky Friday

Fucking wind from the storm blew over my tomato plants.

being a farmer is annoying.
 
gobucks0409 said:
Why did you give them her number?
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They installed and usually service the system. Most of the time, my wife is home, so she wanted to get the calls in case I was busy at work or stuck in the tunnel on the train or some shit.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Air conditioner company: "Which number should we call before we come over to confirm someone is home?"
Me: "Please do not call my wife, she will be in therapy and may not answer. Please call me."
A/C company: "OK".

Wife gets out of therapy and has a missed call from the AC company, and I never got a call.
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I hate it when they have to call to confirm... "I work at home and I'm on meetings where I'm presenting so I can't answer your shit... just come and ring the damn doorbell"
 
Guy Incognito said:
Fried green tomatoes coming up this weekend?
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between the 3 plants, there has to be atleast 200+ tomatoes I've been waiting on for weeks. They just won't turn red. No fucking clue what I'm going to do with them all.
 
Just bought the most hipster thing I have ever put in my wardrobe.
 
RoyMunson said:
between the 3 plants, there has to be atleast 200+ tomatoes I've been waiting on for weeks. They just won't turn red. No fucking clue what I'm going to do with them all.
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That happened to me during the freak thunderstorm we got a while back. Had a shit ton of fried green tomatoes after that storm.

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Best Fried Green Tomatoes

Serve these tomatoes outside with a glass of iced tea one summer night and enjoy the sunset with someone you love.
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Not Duke of Douchington said:
Just bought the most hipster thing I have ever put in my wardrobe.
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Guy Incognito said:
They installed and usually service the system. Most of the time, my wife is home, so she wanted to get the calls in case I was busy at work or stuck in the tunnel on the train or some shit.
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Jakes on you for expecting Manuel to listen to anything you request.
 
RoyMunson said:
between the 3 plants, there has to be atleast 200+ tomatoes I've been waiting on for weeks. They just won't turn red. No fucking clue what I'm going to do with them all.
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Might also want to make sure you know that you don't have a non-red variety. I did that one year. Didn't realize I had planted an orange variety, had a bunch rot on the vine. Thought they were getting a blight, just turned out that I was a dope.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Might also want to make sure you know that you don't have a non-red variety. I did that one year. Didn't realize I had planted an orange variety, had a bunch rot on the vine. Thought they were getting a blight, just turned out that I was a dope.
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The seed package says they're red... but who the fuck knows anymore.
 
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