Funky Friday

Fish said:
Cardinals were on MLB network yesterday. Flipped to it, black out. I also get black outs of the Cubs and White Sox.
Do these mother fuckers even know where I live? And black outs? When there are no ticket sales? WTF.
And I lost Fox Sports Midwest, exclusive broadcaster of the Cardinals because they wanted more money from Dish Network.

So I see there's a game on the Fox broadcast channel, Nationals vs. somebody, so I go to watch that. Fill in programming was on so I assume the game was cancelled due to "wokeness".

Fuck sports, fuck these motherfuckers, Fuck dish network, Fuck Chicago, Fuck Illinois, Fuck a bunch entitled white kids chasing people through the streets and then crying when they get fucking shot, Fuck all politicians, Fuck all bureaucrats, Fuck Manfred, Goodell, Silver, Lebron fucking James, and Steve Kerr.

Fuck you all and fuck 2020.
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Over It Lol GIF by Gavin James
 
Guten Morgen.

Had a laaaAAAaady over last night. Took her to the biergarten, took her home, got lucky, she spent the night, did again this morning.

Took the day off work. That shit made me tired, might have to nap this afternoon.

Tomorrow some friends and I are trying to rent a pool and have ourselves a nice pool day. Weather looks foreboding but we're gonna try it.

The maids did a fantastic job cleaning my apartment the other day, think I'm gonna make that a monthly thing.

My Robinhood is at a personal all time high

Livin the life right now
 
Fish said:
Cardinals were on MLB network yesterday. Flipped to it, black out. I also get black outs of the Cubs and White Sox.
Do these mother fuckers even know where I live? And black outs? When there are no ticket sales? WTF.
And I lost Fox Sports Midwest, exclusive broadcaster of the Cardinals because they wanted more money from Dish Network.

So I see there's a game on the Fox broadcast channel, Nationals vs. somebody, so I go to watch that. Fill in programming was on so I assume the game was cancelled due to "wokeness".

Fuck sports, fuck these motherfuckers, Fuck dish network, Fuck Chicago, Fuck Illinois, Fuck a bunch entitled white kids chasing people through the streets and then crying when they get fucking shot, Fuck all politicians, Fuck all bureaucrats, Fuck Manfred, Goodell, Silver, Lebron fucking James, and Steve Kerr.

Fuck you all and fuck 2020.
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Need a cigarette? You are fucking a lot today
 
@Fish hey buddy if it will make you feel better one of LeBron's mansions is about 20 mins from where I live. I can leave a flaming bag of dogshit right by the security guard shack if you want?
 
 
nappyvalley said:
Guten Morgen.

Had a laaaAAAaady over last night. Took her to the biergarten, took her home, got lucky, she spent the night, did again this morning.

Took the day off work. That shit made me tired, might have to nap this afternoon.

Tomorrow some friends and I are trying to rent a pool and have ourselves a nice pool day. Weather looks foreboding but we're gonna try it.

The maids did a fantastic job cleaning my apartment the other day, think I'm gonna make that a monthly thing.

My Robinhood is at a personal all time high

Livin the life right now
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🍰
 
To be fair to @Fish I was also pretty pissed when I went to turn on the flyers game last night and saw it was postponed.
 
nappyvalley said:
Guten Morgen.

Had a laaaAAAaady over last night. Took her to the biergarten, took her home, got lucky, she spent the night, did again this morning.

Took the day off work. That shit made me tired, might have to nap this afternoon.

Tomorrow some friends and I are trying to rent a pool and have ourselves a nice pool day. Weather looks foreboding but we're gonna try it.

The maids did a fantastic job cleaning my apartment the other day, think I'm gonna make that a monthly thing.

My Robinhood is at a personal all time high

Livin the life right now
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🥞
 
nappyvalley said:
Guten Morgen.

Had a laaaAAAaady over last night. Took her to the biergarten, took her home, got lucky, she spent the night, did again this morning.

Took the day off work. That shit made me tired, might have to nap this afternoon.

Tomorrow some friends and I are trying to rent a pool and have ourselves a nice pool day. Weather looks foreboding but we're gonna try it.

The maids did a fantastic job cleaning my apartment the other day, think I'm gonna make that a monthly thing.

My Robinhood is at a personal all time high

Livin the life right now
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Goeie môre
 
The PGA Superstore is pretty fucking sweet
 
Pro tip:

Don't turn off the safe search filter while doing a search for Fuck this creature of the black lagoon.

Glad my wife didn't wander through.
 
Fish said:
Pro tip:

Don't turn off the safe search filter while doing a search for Fuck this creature of the black lagoon.

Glad my wife didn't wander through.
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so you watched The Shape of Water, eh?
 
Fish said:
Pro tip:

Don't turn off the safe search filter while doing a search for Fuck this creature of the black lagoon.

Glad my wife didn't wander through.
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reminds me of when I got my daughter's computer and was setting it up to force google safe search in DNS: Lock SafeSearch for devices & networks you manage - Google Search Help

so I edit the /etc/hosts to configure this and test it in Safari and everything works

Then I'm showing my wife... works in Safari, then I switch to Firefox and search for "porn". What was seen cannot be unseen. Come to find out that for some reason Firefox defaults to IPv6 so the above DNS hack does nothing. So I had to also disable IPv6 on the machine and then all browsers have forced google safe search...
 
RoyMunson said:
reminds me of when I got my daughter's computer and was setting it up to force google safe search in DNS: Lock SafeSearch for devices & networks you manage - Google Search Help

so I edit the /etc/hosts to configure this and test it in Safari and everything works

Then I'm showing my wife... works in Safari, then I switch to Firefox and search for "porn". What was seen cannot be unseen. Come to find out that for some reason Firefox defaults to IPv6 so the above DNS hack does nothing. So I had to also disable IPv6 on the machine and then all browsers have forced google safe search...
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I have no idea what you just said, but still funny.
 
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gobucks0409 said:
The PGA Superstore is pretty fucking sweet
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I saw that they had tennis stuff on their website when I was shopping for new shoes last week.

RIP fknhippie
 
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