Does Aflac help in death?
Gilbert Gottfried dies
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Sad news. But one thing I know based on his career, he would absolutely love it if people used his death to tell the most vile, crude, and tasteless jokes imaginable. So fire away fellas. Gilbert's out there somewhere, smiling at us while fingering Osama Bin Laden
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he was fired from Aflac for some woke reason I believe. Dont know what it was, but it was something he said.
Jokes about the Japanese earthquake/tsunami.
75% of their policies were in Japan.
Yeah... Wouldn't surprise me since "Woke" is the NEW epidemic these days.
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I heard he died from the leukemia he got from eating out Catherine Zeta-Jones' asshole.
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Just split up with my girlfriend.
But like the Japanese say, “There’ll be another one floating by any minute.”
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Did she have nice tits?
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Uh oh
Someone get Randy Quaid on the line. Them 'Hollywood star-whackers' are on the loose again-!
Somebody warn the girl in the yellow that she's next
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Except if it's Amy Schumer. And then... meh.
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It's that considered "woke"?
It was a joke in poor taste and the company didn't want that tied to their name. Seems pretty normal to me.
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Worth it.
This was me as well. Anyone remember the USA Up Alllllllll Night shit? That was the first I knew of him, and he was grating as fuck.Back in the day, I thought he was one of the most annoying celebrities that ever lived. Then I saw how savage & hilarious he was in roasts and developed an affinity for him. ...And I subsequently developed an appreciation for his uniqueness in the comedy business.
If you haven't seen the Netflix special "Bumping Mics" with Jeff Ross and Dave Attell, you should. Gilbert guested on one of the sessions and had me in stitches.
But, later I noticed….he’s funny as fuck. And he’s got that talent to rif and improvise that was god damn good, especially in a roast.