Golfers Are Screwed

And when they get that factory back up and running, China will invade and they'll be screwed all over again.
 
They don't allow overalls on the course anyway, so you're not playing.
Like I’d play if I were allowed. Only way I’d want to play is if it were shotgun golf, a game invented by Hunter S Thompson
 
Well, that was rude.
Sorry Home Alone GIF by filmeditor
 
last couple rounds I'm like + two dozen balls. I don't think this will affect me. Maybe those that are hitting the balls I find will have a problem. I also have a 5 Gallon bucket almost full in the garage of balls I've found that I won't play. If I'm running late I'll grab a couple handfulls of those and hit them at the range before I play rather than having to waste time running in and buying a small bucket. 10 to 15 swings is plenty.
 
32. But, I’ll stay forever young. If I’m 120, I still won’t be old
For some reason I thought you were still in your 20s. Either way, it'll happen. Some buddies will invite you to Top Golf or one of these new Golf Simulator bars and you'll take a crack at it.
 
For some reason I thought you were still in your 20s. Either way, it'll happen. Some buddies will invite you to Top Golf or one of these new Golf Simulator bars and you'll take a crack at it.
We actually did the simulator thing for my girlfriend’s birthday earlier this year. It made me miss being single. That day is the reason the sole on my right boot is held on with Gorilla glue when I tried to kick a 40 yard virtual field goal. Cheap ass Ariats
 
last couple rounds I'm like + two dozen balls. I don't think this will affect me. Maybe those that are hitting the balls I find will have a problem. I also have a 5 Gallon bucket almost full in the garage of balls I've found that I won't play. If I'm running late I'll grab a couple handfulls of those and hit them at the range before I play rather than having to waste time running in and buying a small bucket. 10 to 15 swings is plenty.
Sitting on a gold mine dude just wait 3 months and you will be getting Sriracha money for those balls.
 
In the New World, golf balls, toilet paper and Netflix passwords will be the ultimate currency.
 
Sitting on a gold mine dude just wait 3 months and you will be getting Sriracha money for those balls.

Nobody is going to buy my bucket of rockflites, pinnacles, noodles, precept and road rash balls. They're more valuable to me as a time saver when going to the course. Funny thing is, I mark all those balls and got 1 in the large bucket I hit at the range during my kid's First Tee class... back in the bucket it went.
 
last couple rounds I'm like + two dozen balls. I don't think this will affect me. Maybe those that are hitting the balls I find will have a problem. I also have a 5 Gallon bucket almost full in the garage of balls I've found that I won't play. If I'm running late I'll grab a couple handfulls of those and hit them at the range before I play rather than having to waste time running in and buying a small bucket. 10 to 15 swings is plenty.
Your driving range doesn’t have a machine?


I usually just hit into the hayfield behind my house. But when I don’t, I just feed a few ones into the machine and it gives me a wire basket of balls.
 
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