Good bar fight

[HammerDown]

Street justice. Not much is sweeter.

Two cocky bullies got their asses kicked in front of the world.

"Tap out motherfucker!"

Life lesson for those two.

 

[HammerDown]

Never understood bathroom fights, ever since school to now. If you want a confrontation, take it outside. Still remember one time I was pissing in a urinal and these two jackasses got into some dumb argument that turned into the worst fight I have ever seen. Never felt that embarrassed while taking a piss.

It was funny how dude come out of that stall with all hell breaking loose and walked past with his cocktail all calm as shit like Julian with his rum n coke.

 

[broncosmitty]

Had a drunk Blackhawks fan swing on me in the bathroom at tUnited Center once. He fell after missing.

But I’ve never seen an actual bathroom fight.

 

[steelerssb]

Seriously though are people really getting in bar fights in bathrooms?

I remember college bar bathrooms everyone was talking and bullshitting with other people in line after being all liquored up

 

[steelerssb]

Had a drunk Blackhawks fan swing on me in the bathroom at tUnited Center once. He fell after missing.

But I’ve never seen an actual bathroom fight.

Someone stole my nachos from a bathroom there once.

 

[HammerDown]

Someone stole my nachos from a bathroom there once.

Dude, you were passed out and he was hungry.

 

[Mofo]

$10 this was one of those college town bars that don't have toilet stall doors and a sticky floor

 

[steelerssb]

Dude, you were passed out and he was hungry.

Drunk me shoulda known better than to set them on a ledge while I peed.

Hope that random Chicagon liked my half-eaten nachos

 

[steelerssb]

You've never lived until you've been to one of those. I remember walking into to a dude shitting in a non-door stall and he was asking people what's up and when asked he'd go "oh you know just shitting in full view of everyone.'

 

[Gatorchip]

I bet he was talking shit about Tiger King, and that OU ball holder wouldn't stand for that kind of disrespect.

 

[Mofo]

You've never lived until you've been to one of those. I remember walking into to a dude shitting in a non-door stall and he was asking people what's up and when asked he'd go "oh you know just shitting in full view of everyone.'

Sounds like an easy enough transition to prison.

But yeah, I've been to one of those. I was never daring enough to do anything in there except take a quick piss and keep my eyes averted from everything (even when alone).

 

[dbldwn711]

You've never lived until you've been to one of those. I remember walking into to a dude shitting in a non-door stall and he was asking people what's up and when asked he'd go "oh you know just shitting in full view of everyone.'

I am willing to bet that @Peter Gozintite hair remained perfect while he sat there.

 

[broncosmitty]

Someone stole my nachos from a bathroom there once.

Dude, you gotta pee BEFORE you go to concessions.

 

[dbldwn711]

Dude, you gotta pee BEFORE you go to concessions.

He’s a rookie

 

[Gatorchip]

Dude, you gotta pee BEFORE you go to concessions.

You can do both at the same time. One time I picked up some free nachos at a Blackhawks game.

 

[wildturkey]

Bummer that other guy was in the way and the bounced off of him because he was about to get slammed hard.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Someone stole my nachos from a bathroom there once.

This deserves its own thread.

 

[steelerssb]

This deserves its own thread.

Ooooooooh no, cause that's how I get tribute threaded

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Ooooooooh no, cause that's how I get tribute threaded

Too late!

 

[moxie]

Someone stole my nachos from a bathroom there once.

Who takes food into the bathroom, you pervert?!