Good Tuesday Morning

After a nice, relaxing weekend, I woke up yesterday to a former client having emailed me multiple times threatening to "put a bullet in my head", "someone should kill you", and "it's too bad because you have young kids".
Jesus.

He typed that shit in an email and actually sent it?
 
Like an OCD criminal?
Correct. If I ever break into your house you will know because I will be sure to clean up before I leave. I will probably place doilies on your end tables
 
Yeah. That's the scary part.
I was in my mid 30's when I had an epiphany. People who are idiots are simply going to do idiotic things.

i.e. stop trying to figure them out or the things they do, they are just idiots
 
Correct. If I ever break into your house you will know because I will be sure to clean up before I leave. I will probably place doilies on your end tables
You BYOD? Are you also an 80 yr old woman?
 
I would offer that this is an individual who does not care about reason and practical sense
Or he's an extremely butthurt dude who lost everything in his divorce because he cheated on his wife...can't blame himself, so blame the lawyer lady so he can feel like a man again.
 
Or he's an extremely butthurt dude who lost everything in his divorce because he cheated on his wife...can't blame himself, so blame the lawyer lady so he can feel like a man again.
I vote butthurt
 
But BYOD even though I don't know what they have to do with OCD
Would you prefer coasters? As it happens I find myself with quite a few of Charles Nelson Reilly

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doesn't everyone have dolies?
 
After a nice, relaxing weekend, I woke up yesterday to a former client having emailed me multiple times threatening to "put a bullet in my head", "someone should kill you", and "it's too bad because you have young kids".

So yesterday turned out to be a full day of filing a Harassment Restraining Order and dealing with police. Fun times.

If I wasn't certain of it before, that might be the final proverbial nail in the coffin for me getting out of this business when our lease is up next fall.
This doesn't sound very "Minnesota Nice"™.
 
Jesus. You threaten one lawyer with a bullet, and you get a restraining order? I thought this was America. Just more proof of how soft people are becoming.

Also, I've got dibs on her stuff
 
Jesus. You threaten one lawyer with a bullet, and you get a restraining order? I thought this was America. Just more proof of how soft people are becoming.

Also, I've got dibs on her stuff
I hope you have a roomy driveway
 
I hope you have a roomy driveway
Just praying she's not whacked in one of her vehicles. I can only imagine in todays economy that having a car detailed ain't cheap.
 
Just praying she's not whacked in one of her vehicles. I can only imagine in todays economy that having a car detailed ain't cheap.
People are just trying to pay their bills, muh man

You should be happy to overpay for their shitty service
 
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