Goodbye Ruby Tuesday

[PeoplesChicken]

I also have 2 of her necklaces and her shoes.

do you even pay attention?

What? Why are you keeping that shit?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Mr. Kobe signed us up for that. I never put the thing on my car.

Just don't throw it away! My insurance sent me one of those stupid things. Never put it in and threw it away. They wanted it back and charged me $50

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Nor the Rolling Stones

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[kobesgame]

got my Covid test results back

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My business partner was negative the first test as well. 3 days later, positive.

#RIP

 

[PeoplesChicken]

 

[PeoplesChicken]

My business partner was negative the first test as well. 3 days later, positive.

#RIP

You cold

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

The question is...why do you have all these things? And how many times have you tried them on?

The bra is too big for ill

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

My business partner was negative the first test as well. 3 days later, positive.

#RIP

Can I have your Pilot?

 

[Bender]

I finally have the perfect pairing drink for my Beefy 5 Layer burrito with Fire sauce. Taco Bell wine is here

it's always nice when you find a pairing that works perfectly together. it also solves the answer to the riddle, why did you shit 7-8 times in a day.

my perfect pairing is gin with gin.

 

[Me]

My business partner was negative the first test as well. 3 days later, positive.

#RIP

I'd ask @RubinRock if I could have his stuff, but I don't want a dog and a wife.


Nor someone's foreskin

 

[kobesgame]

Just don't throw it away! My insurance sent me one of those stupid things. Never put it in and threw it away. They wanted it back and charged me $50

They didn't ask for it back and I definitely threw it away.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

my perfect pairing is gin with gin.

I used to order a drink I invented and bartenders would think I was crazy. I called it a Kickass Blaster.

1 part Hendrick's Gin
1 part Chopin Vodka
serve over ice

 

[RubinRock]

I'd ask @RubinRock if I could have his stuff, but I don't want a dog and a wife.


Nor someone's foreskin

Well duh. Who wants a second wife

 

[kobesgame]

First day of in-person school went well for the kiddos. And today is at home. Going well so far. Definitely more organized this fall from what I can tell.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Well duh. Who wants a second wife

He'll want one when his current one gets the boot.

 

[ill]

What? Why are you keeping that shit?

I'm not keeping it! She left it here!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

What? Why are you keeping that shit?

He likes how B cups smell

 

[Me]

I used to order a drink I invented and bartenders would think I was crazy. I called it a Kickass Blaster.

1 part Hendrick's Gin
1 part Chopin Vodka
serve over ice

It's almost Christmas Bomb season

 

[Bender]

Why... is... the... card... white?

oh good, you already know how to play it. that should save some time as we move onto other topics.