Got hit by a Pilot coming back from Waffle House

ill said:
I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns
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tangent, have you heard about the hash brown shortage? Had to hit three stores to find any. Too lazy to make em myself, need someone to pre-shred them. But even McD's is running out.
 
fordman84 said:
tangent, have you heard about the hash brown shortage? Had to hit three stores to find any. Too lazy to make em myself, need someone to pre-shred them. But even McD's is running out.
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I have not. Thinking I should run to the store though so I can make some stew this weekend.

Also I'm out of milk.
 
fordman84 said:
tangent, have you heard about the hash brown shortage? Had to hit three stores to find any. Too lazy to make em myself, need someone to pre-shred them. But even McD's is running out.
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Even the frozen OreIda jawns?

My grocery store was completely out of fresh chicken yesterday.
 
Guy Incognito said:
Even the frozen OreIda jawns?

My grocery store was completely out of fresh chicken yesterday.
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Actually it wasn't until the 4th place that I found any. Had to set foot in a Whole Foods. I knew none of those fart sniffers would buy em, and I was right. I found the diced ones at one place and everyone had the little pre-pressed/fried patties. But bags of shredded are impossible to find.
 
ill said:
I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns
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"Power drill the yippee bog... with the dude piston"
 
Mofo said:
What are you doing at 3:00 AM, nude walking around the roadside and soliciting guys from LSU?
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It's where the real cowboys hangout. Right OD?
 
ill said:
Was minding my own business, walking across the street on my way home from Waffle House when this motherfucker in a silver soccer mom car hit me.

Dude had his windows down and was blasting Nickelback, singing at the top of his lungs, not even paying attention to the road. I turned my head just in time to see some ugly purple and yellow license plate on the front bumper

Dude didn't even check on me to see if I was still alive.
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How is your horn?
 
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