Greatest article headline ever? [no pun]

[fordman84]

Cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in mass start race

The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

www.cnn.com

Cross-country skier Remi Lindholm suffers frozen penis in mass start race​

 

[Inquisitor]

CNN being cold and insensitive again.

What a dick move.

 

[fordman84]

Sounds like maybe the guy is just putting it out there, looking for a warm place to put it and thaw it.

 

[HammerDown]

This is the state of journalism in 2022.

 

[occupant]

He should try the microwave...what with the shrinkage and all.

 

[moxie]

Cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in mass start race

The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

www.cnn.com

Dude has no one to blame but himself. He didn’t learn the first time?

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.

Put a sock on it. Sheesh.

 

[Inquisitor]

Dude has no one to blame but himself. He didn’t learn the first time?

Some people are so head strong.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Got himself s new ice poker

 

[occupant]

 

[fordman84]

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ha. Ok that's a good one too. Would be great if "cadaver dogs keep indicating every 6 feet, indicating more might be there"

 

[occupant]

ha. Ok that's a good one too. Would be great if "cadaver dogs keep indicating every 6 feet, indicating more might be there"

for some reason that reminded me of the Ron White joke on BCCT

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Dude has no one to blame but himself. He didn’t learn the first time?


Put a sock on it. Sheesh.

They make eeeeletric underwear now so I don't feel sorry for him