Greatest quotes from TV and movies

[dbldwn711]

I’m the biggest hypocrite of them all. My meats...I used preservatives.

ya dont say

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

“This is gonna suck donkey balls”

-Eric Cartman from Rainforest Schmainforest

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

 

[HammerDown]

High Plains Drifter (1973) “You know, you're going to look awfully silly with that knife sticking up your ass.” The Stranger.

A Fistful of Dollars (1964) - “I don’t think it’s nice, you laughing. You see, my mule don’t like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you’re laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you’re going to, I might convince him that you really didn’t mean it.”

Josey Wales: "Dyin' ain't no way to make a living', boy."

 

[TheReal_NU]

93% of My Cousin Vinny.

if you try, you can have a complete argument in a thread just using quotes from that movie.

 

[Gatorchip]

93% of My Cousin Vinny.

if you try, you can have a complete argument in a thread just using quotes from that movie.

Not a fan of the movie, but the scene where Vinny first meets them in jail is hilarious.

 

[TheReal_NU]

I carried on for 4 or 5 pages with Angry Red here.

Based on the fanbase

I'm actually quite surprised there isn't more Texas bashing.. We are responsible for giving schools like ou, pig,wv an official hand sign. I can't stand aggys.. I even have a friend who is one.. and he's very cultish when it comes to "history" and new titles that they can claim..smh. I'm...

sportshoop.la

 

[Fredmccallyrtr]

 

[packerzrule]

True Lies

"a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk.

 

[batchaps4me]

what we've got here,
is a failure
to communicate -

I spent too much of my life thinking that quote originated in Smokey and the Bandit.

 

[dbldwn711]

This is a great scene and although it’s nearly 5 minutes long and Arnold interacts with several different people he only utters ONE line and IMO it’s a classic...

 

[wazzu31]

Dazed and Confused- thing I like about these high school chicks, is I keep older but they stay the same age

 

[blindbaby]

Dumb & Dumber -- "that John Denver's full of shit"

 

[Kburjr]

"These go up to 11" Spinal Tap

 

[jjc2009]

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[Blackshirts BLVD]

 

[RoyMunson]