Groggy Monday Morning

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I think it's overrated....doesn't do it for me.

I guess I have only had one girl do it though...she had some big ol fakies....really nice. Really into yoga.

Noted that you've never fucked a set of real tits.

I don't care for fake tiddies.

 

[ill]

This sounds heavenly. If @ill were my neighbor I would want him to be at least a mile away

I share beer with the neighbors I like.

 

[ill]

Noted that you've never fucked a set of real tits.

I don't care for fake tiddies.

ok, Flav

 

[PeoplesChicken]

It's not as if it's my favorite thing to do, but it's a fun sub-plot to a blowjob and I think you'd have to be a homo to specifically call out the fact that you think having a chick rub yer dick with her hooters is "overrated."

Not sure if this helps, but in past threads @ill has been observed stating he hates apple pie, little league baseball, and voting rights

 

[PeoplesChicken]

It's not as if it's my favorite thing to do, but it's a fun sub-plot to a blowjob and I think you'd have to be a homo to specifically call out the fact that you think having a chick rub yer dick with her hooters is "overrated."

Exactly. I enjoy me some loaded nachos but I don't want to eat them for every meal. Its a prelude to the entree

I really don't know what happened to @ill

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Not sure if this helps, but in past threads @ill has been observed stating he hates apple pie, little league baseball, and voting rights

"whatever you do, don't touch my peepee with your nipples!"

 

[kobesgame]

we now have 3

We have 3. Living room, projector in the basement, and our outdoor one.

I guess 4 if you count the one connected to the Wii in the playroom, but I don’t think anything else can be done on that one.

 

[ill]

"whatever you do, don't touch my peepee with your nipples!"

just doesn't do anything for me.

do you fuck the back of her knee too?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

"whatever you do, don't touch my peepee with your nipples!"

"top parts and bottom parts are not allowed to touch"

-ill

 

[Guy Incognito]

"whatever you do, don't touch my peepee with your nipples!"

That's how AIDS gets transmitted, Slinky.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

...and the really egregious one, reverse cowgirl. That's one of the best. Only a limp-dicked twat would say that's overrated.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

just doesn't do anything for me.

do you fuck the back of her knee too?

I want it on record that @ill opened this vortex. May God have Mercy on your souls

 

[Guy Incognito]

just doesn't do anything for me.

do you fuck the back of her knee too?

 

[PeoplesChicken]

just doesn't do anything for me.

do you fuck the back of her knee too?

Lemme guess, you are in no way turned on by an ACL?

 

[ill]

I want it on record that @ill opened this vortex. May God have Mercy on your souls

no I didn't. Slink posted that he saw a link in his latest Cosmopolitan email.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

no I didn't. Slink posted that he saw a link in his latest Cosmopolitan email.

and you went to kink with the knee question

 

[PeoplesChicken]

...and the really egregious one, reverse cowgirl. That's one of the best. Only a limp-dicked twat would say that's overrated.

I am starting to get the impression that @ill thinks a lady showing some ankle is over the top

 

[ill]

Lemme guess, you are in no way turned on by an ACL?

I can appreciate some nice calves

 

[Guy Incognito]

Lemme guess, you are in no way turned on by an ACL?

He could be, the ACL is in the front of the knee. PCL is in the back, and apparently that's a no-no place all of a sudden.

 

[ill]

and you went to kink with the knee question

just driving content, that's all