Worst part is probably violated his parole by removing the bracelet.
Guy Loses Both Legs In A Wood-chipper 15 min Into His First Day On The Job.
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Well I am pretty sure he knew the rules. Can't get all "I understand the circumstances" with these hooligans and then let em backslide. Set the tone now.
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He'll probably have to pay to replace it.
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Poor guy got a new job and was just putting one foot in front of the other trying to get a leg up in this world.
The "juicy part" happens around the 2:20 mark...
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Guess that job really stumped him.
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How do you accidentally get your legs caught in a wood chipper unless you’re trying to clear a jam with your feet?
Most wood chipper accidents are head first.
I smell an insurance scam.
Bet the dude is from Vernon, FL aka Nub City
Most wood chipper accidents are head first.
I smell an insurance scam.
Bet the dude is from Vernon, FL aka Nub City
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How in the hell do you even survive the massive loss of blood of having both legs shredded off?
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PM @Handicappers he may know
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He was wearing extra tight underwear?
Soooo where does the ankle monitor go now?
After all that, he's got the right attitude for life.
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His replacement