Hall of Fame Tuesday Morning

I had some from this one girl I hung out with for a while...big, nice fake boobies...and she would dress up as Elsa for kids birthday parties...

I think they are still in my Verizon cloud and I can't access it anymore...
Can't you just reset the password on something like that?

I also had a collection of polaroid pics from back in the day of ex-girlfriends. Not a lot, but a handful or so. I threw those out when Mr Redfoot and I started getting serious. Not even at her behest, just on my own.

Have I mentioned before that I'm a fucking imbecile?
 
I had some from this one girl I hung out with for a while...big, nice fake boobies...and she would dress up as Elsa for kids birthday parties...

I think they are still in my Verizon cloud and I can't access it anymore...

There was a girl who dressed up at Elsa (as in hired for the party) for a neighbor kids bday party last summer. Huge boobs. Was a good party.
 
Can't you just reset the password on something like that?

I also had a collection of polaroid pics from back in the day of ex-girlfriends. Not a lot, but a handful or so. I threw those out when Mr Redfoot and I started getting serious. Not even at her behest, just on my own.

Have I mentioned before that I'm a fucking imbecile?
I have tried everything to get back into that cloud...can't get there.

maybe I should just call them and say "hey, I used to be a customer...let me have my nudes back!"
 
Can't you just reset the password on something like that?

I also had a collection of polaroid pics from back in the day of ex-girlfriends. Not a lot, but a handful or so. I threw those out when Mr Redfoot and I started getting serious. Not even at her behest, just on my own.

Have I mentioned before that I'm a fucking imbecile?
Yes, but it really wasn't necessary.
 
I will be on night shift during Valentines day, so no celebration for me...

not that I have a valentine or anything...

yet
 
I will be on night shift during Valentines day, so no celebration for me...

not that I have a valentine or anything...

yet
Oh I'm sure you'll find the right guy.
 
Yes. He failed the same test as Bonds.

Bonds: admitted he used steroids

A-rod: admitted he used steroids

Clemens: didn’t admit it but they have a syringe that has steroids in it and that has his DNA on it which was provided by the guy who says “I injected him”

Ortiz: denied ever taking steroids

That’s just for starters.
 
Bonds: admitted he used steroids

A-rod: admitted he used steroids

Clemens: didn’t admit it but they have a syringe that has steroids in it and that has his DNA on it which was provided by the guy who says “I injected him”

Ortiz: denied ever taking steroids

That’s just for starters.
Ortiz tested positive, so he’s the liar in the bunch.
 
Can't you just reset the password on something like that?

I also had a collection of polaroid pics from back in the day of ex-girlfriends. Not a lot, but a handful or so. I threw those out when Mr Redfoot and I started getting serious. Not even at her behest, just on my own.

Have I mentioned before that I'm a fucking imbecile?
How was his eye contact game?
 
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