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gobucks0409 said:
... The ole tumble treatment?
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Can't wait till we leave for Nashville.....MT sucks.
 
Back in Jan or Feb she was on the phone with her sister in the bedroom and I was in the living room watching TV.....

She yells out, "D------, we are going to Vegas in April for my sister's birthday."

Me: "Ok."

10 minutes later.

"D------, we are getting married when we are there."

Me:"Ok.......wait what?"

Let women get to talking and stuff happens. They figured since we're there why not go ahead and get married. In fairness, we had been talking about getting married the last few months so it wasn't a total shock, just how it happened.
 
DJ said:
Totally coming clean.....back in Jan or Feb she was on the phone with her sister in the bedroom and I was in the living room watching TV.....

She yells out, "D------, we are going to Vegas in April for my sister's birthday."

Me: "Ok."

10 minutes later.

"D------, we are getting married when we are there."

Me:"Ok.......wait what?"

Let women get to talking and stuff happens. They figured since we're there why not go ahead and get married. In fairness, we had been talking about getting married the last few months so it wasn't a total shock, just how it happened.
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You poor, poor soul.
 
Fish said:
Yeah, whatever. Everyone on this site that you criticize could crush you like a bug in real life, that includes Katie.
So go ahead and type like a big man instead of the pussy you are.
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Fuck that nasty slag bitch. and fuck you too old sissy man.
ill said:
couple a baby back bitches, they be.
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bwwahahahaha, baby back bitches. I'm stealing that.
 
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Guy Incognito said:
Gonna be twins next time, bruv.

Get snipped.
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Don't curse me man! She keeps saying that she started with twins and probably will end with them. I'm trying for one more boy, but probably will get a girl anyway. The plan was to get the other house sold and then go for it in January of next year. TMI honestly.
 
Kburjr said:
I hope your taste in women is better than your taste in places to live.
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Woman wants to be closer to her sisters,, oldest child and her grandkids.

I've heard Nashville is really nice. Where's your Utopia you live in?
 
DJ said:
Woman wants to be closer to her sisters,, oldest child and her grandkids.

I've heard Nashville is really nice. Where's your Utopia you live in?
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Rural, baby. In the middle of the most fertile soil in the US. But if I were to move, rural Montana is a Top 3 destination.
 
Kburjr said:
Rural, baby. In the middle of the most fertile soil in the US. But if I were to move, rural Montana is a Top 3 destination.
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Racist as fuck here, can't wait to GTFO.
 
Kburjr said:
Rural, baby. In the middle of the most fertile soil in the US. But if I were to move, rural Montana is a Top 3 destination.
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I would really like to move to a place like that, but Yellowstone brah, I'mma survivor.
 
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