Handi’s FRIDAY thread sponsored by Yo Mama

[Me]

Unfortunately for this place, it was 4. No more no less.

Was it an outdoor venue?

 

[ill]

Congrats @Handicappers

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@Handicappers

if you add Flav's averaged 100+ posts like he has in his three threads this week, you'd be well on your way to the biggest morning thread of the week.

 

[Guy Incognito]

The entire country is full of racists, doncha know? But, yeah the industrial Midwest overall is the most racist region I have seen.

 

[RubinRock]

Kinda sucks, but I understand that they want to get as many people as possible into the venue. They might change it up a bit as the show gets closer.

maybe but its only a month out

 

[RubinRock]

Was it an outdoor venue?

yeah its an old speedway. So theres plenty of space

 

[Guy Incognito]

maybe but its only a month out

Probs not then.

I'm hoping for a decent show that I can poach for free on the boardwalk at Asbury Park this summer. Right now, the only band I'd maybe want to see is the Deftones.

 

[ill]

NYC girl: hey I'm going to go play 9 holes...can I come by for a quickie before.
NYC girl: nevermind I haven't shaved my legs

fuck you.

 

[Guy Incognito]

NYC girl: hey I'm going to go play 9 holes...can I come by for a quickie before.
NYC girl: nevermind I haven't shaved my legs

fuck you.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Not after those things chew them all up. Pass

Naw dude you don't know what you are missing

 

[PeoplesChicken]

NYC girl: hey I'm going to go play 9 holes...can I come by for a quickie before.
NYC girl: nevermind I haven't shaved my legs

fuck you.

What now? Well, keep your pants on

 

[RubinRock]

NYC girl: hey I'm going to go play 9 holes...can I come by for a quickie before.
NYC girl: nevermind I haven't shaved my legs

fuck you.

Well apparently not

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Caamp tickets go on sale tomorrow. Might try to snag some

Camping trip is in limbo

 

[stakesarehigh]

I could go for some nanner puddin now

Turrible

 

[stakesarehigh]

NYC girl: hey I'm going to go play 9 holes...can I come by for a quickie before.
NYC girl: nevermind I haven't shaved my legs

fuck you.

Ask for a BJ instead

 

[Guy Incognito]

Ask for a BJ instead

 

[stakesarehigh]

Had a customer try to FB live me yesterday. I just walked away from them so it kind of killed their "reporting "

He then apologized for being a douche.

You ain't catching me acting crazy with a phone shoved in my face chump.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Had a customer try to FB live me yesterday. I just walked away from them so it kind of killed their "reporting "

He then apologized for being a douche.

You ain't catching me acting crazy with a phone shoved in my face chump.

Trying to buy your back stock or something?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

NYC girl: hey I'm going to go play 9 holes...can I come by for a quickie before.
NYC girl: nevermind I haven't shaved my legs

fuck you.

Tell her to pull her pants down just below her ass and bend over the table.

 

[Kburjr]

NYC girl: hey I'm going to go play 9 holes...can I come by for a quickie before.
NYC girl: nevermind I haven't shaved my legs

fuck you.

2 stroke penalty

 

[DJ Fieri]

The entire country is full of racists, doncha know? But, yeah the industrial Midwest overall is the most racist region I have seen.

MT/Idaho is way worse than TN.