Handsy and mouthy woman causes her husband to get KO’d in Pittsburgh

“Why do I live like this?”

If they don’t have kids, I’m at a loss for how he could justify it.

Waaaaay too much pussy in this world to deal with that shit.
"fuck, babe stop yelling at that dude. I am not at all in the mood to get my ass kicked. Why couldn't you pick a fight with a fat old guy?"
 
"fuck, babe stop yelling at that dude. I am not at all in the mood to get my ass kicked. Why couldn't you pick a fight with a fat old guy?"
Possibly what he was thinking prior to getting his lights turned out for a few seconds.
 
Crazy thing is that punch she took didn't even faze her. She continued to yell at her cuck to sit down & shut up after he got his whoopin! Probably bullied him into marrying her then quit giving bjs the next day. I hate women like that.
Imagine being the dude who sat there and got his ass beat and after he wakes back up from getting ktfo that hideous woman is still yelling at him. :L

If I was there, I'd ask the guy is he's ready to end it and help him over to the balcony so he can jump.
 
Years ago, my wife and I went to a Dodgers/Giants game at Chavez Ravine. This was in the Bonds years.

Behind us, some tatted-up gangbanger (redundant for Dodger fans) kept screaming “Steroids is bad!” every inning. At some point, my wife turned around and said “Excuse me, it’s ‘Steroids are bad’“

I turned to her and said “Can we not correct the gangbanger’s grammar? I don’t really want to die today”

Luckily, she stopped and he didn’t understand he was being mocked, so I lived through it.
 
Possibly what he was thinking prior to getting his lights turned out for a few seconds.
what do you think his face looked like when he saw her cock her arm back to slap him?
 
Years ago, my wife and I went to a Dodgers/Giants game at Chavez Ravine. This was in the Bonds years.

Behind us, some tatted-up gangbanger (redundant for Dodger fans) kept screaming “Steroids is bad!” every inning. At some point, my wife turned around and said “Excuse me, it’s ‘Steroids are bad’“

I turned to her and said “Can we not correct the gangbanger’s grammar? I don’t really want to die today”

Luckily, she stopped and he didn’t understand he was being mocked, so I lived through it.
T&P's, man. That was a legit life/death situation you put yourself in.
 
Years ago, my wife and I went to a Dodgers/Giants game at Chavez Ravine. This was in the Bonds years.

Behind us, some tatted-up gangbanger (redundant for Dodger fans) kept screaming “Steroids is bad!” every inning. At some point, my wife turned around and said “Excuse me, it’s ‘Steroids are bad’“

I turned to her and said “Can we not correct the gangbanger’s grammar? I don’t really want to die today”

Luckily, she stopped and he didn’t understand he was being mocked, so I lived through it.
I’d say you were lucky, but odds were pretty high that a Dodgers fan would be too dumb to realize he’s being mocked.

You wife was lucky though, I doubt many Dodgers fans have any problem hitting women.
 
It'd probably be worth it at first but after a few days you'd have to re-evaluate it.

"This is some incredible pussy but you know what? I'll PornHub it, bro. Peace out, bitch!"
Anyone that hasn’t faced that decision, has lived a simpler life than I have.
 
Remember going to a baseball game with a group of 4 or 5 people.
We were sitting near some Red Sox fans.
They were talking some kind a shit (in fun) Forgot what & how it actually got started.
Now back then the Red Sox were definitely better than the Mariners so they definitely had the upper hand LOL.
But we bantered back & forth with each other throughout the whole game.
Actually made the whole game more fun. We laughed & talked shit back & forth the whole game.
After we lost. They laughed & told us we were good sports. LOL & enjoyed the evening with us.
They said a lot of places they go get all crazy like this video basically. Like these fans couldnt have fun at a baseball game.
Wished more people would be more like us (a scary thought actually)
Now I am not a huge baseball fan in general, but if I am going to any sports area. Why would I want to go to be angry? It should be for enjoyment.

Now I get why Philly fans wouldnt understand this. They literally make movies on these fans wanting to be miserable :happy:
but to all other cities of sports fans. This is how I feel people should enter with the mindset of.
Sitting near fans of the other team can make the whole evening more interesting. if you dont get overly serious. (excluding Eagle fans) :heh:
 
Seth Meyers Omg GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 
I’d say you were lucky, but odds were pretty high that a Dodgers fan would be too dumb to realize he’s being mocked.

You wife was lucky though, I doubt many Dodgers fans have any problem hitting women.
Went to many, many games at Chavez wearing Padres shit. My UPS account guy used to give me tons of tickets right down the 3rd base line. I've sat out in the outfield pavilion and got hammered with East LA Dodgers fans, me wearing Padres shit and nicely giving them shit right back. I've been to every NL West ballpark wearing Padres shit. Never, not even once have I felt uncomfortable except at Oracle Park where it was a massive buzzkill and I left early after paying $45 for a shitty ticket and had to sit around a bunch of superior homos pretending to be baseball fans and running their drunken mouth because they had strength in numbers. That was with Padres shit on and they weren't even playing them. Go into Oracle wearing Dodger blue and they're playing the Dodgers and you're begging to get stabbed to death.
 
Went to many, many games at Chavez wearing Padres shit. My UPS account guy used to give me tons of tickets right down the 3rd base line. I've sat out in the outfield pavilion and got hammered with East LA Dodgers fans, me wearing Padres shit and nicely giving them shit right back. I've been to every NL West ballpark wearing Padres shit. Never, not even once have I felt uncomfortable except at Oracle Park where it was a massive buzzkill and I left early after paying $45 for a shitty ticket and had to sit around a bunch of superior homos pretending to be baseball fans and running their drunken mouth because they had strength in numbers. That was with Padres shit on and they weren't even playing them. Go into Oracle wearing Dodger blue and they're playing the Dodgers and you're begging to get stabbed to death.
If you stab a Dodgers fan, should that even be considered a crime? I don’t think so
 

I brought this up in another thread (hadn’t seen this one yet), and this was exactly the skit I was talking about.

I not ever in defense of hitting a woman….but he’s right….”there is never a reason to hit a woman” is arrogant. Technically speaking. There are reasons….you just don’t do it.

Ultimately this guy didn’t listen.

There was so much bullshit on FB (surprise) about how he instigated the slap by touching her :rolleyes:
 
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