Happy Ash Wednesday

[RoyMunson]

I love having a garage.

#humblebrag

my garage is still not parkable. I got close over christmas break, but then the wife wanted some other project done so I had to give up the garage work.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

He also made a big splash.

Didn't take it slow through the probationary period.

So you are supposed to ease in and take things slow here?

 

[RoyMunson]

He also made a big splash.

Didn't take it slow through the probationary period.

Ashy only knew one speed.

 

[RoyMunson]

So you are supposed to ease in and take things slow here?

 

[MTVike]

Oh that’s right you have a condo. Do you have an electric starter? Long as you aren’t low on gas you can hit that puppy up from 500 yards away. Nice and toasty by the time you jump in.

Over a quarter mile away?

 

[redseat]

People sledding and tubing on hills on highways in Texas. I get you've never seen snow before but come on... You have to be smarter than that!

 

[PeoplesChicken]

People sledding and tubing on hills on highways in Texas. I get you've never seen snow before but come on... You have to be smarter than that!

Airport runways are great places to sled ride!

 

[RoyMunson]

I got a RAM. That bitch melts ice like it’s its job. 10 minutes tops. I get in and it’s so hot it’s uncomfortable.

So you clear your windshield like I do the ones on rental cars. I don't scrape, I just get in and rev the engine until the car is 90 degrees. Fuck it, its not my car.

 

[redseat]

Airport runways are great places to sled ride!

Heard the landings are a bit rough however

 

[RoyMunson]

You should do something easy, like give up sex.

he's not married...

 

[ill]

Airport runways are great places to sled ride!

I prefer golf courses

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I prefer golf courses

I like on ramps to the expressway

 

[RoyMunson]

I like on ramps to the expressway

make sure to get a running start.

 

[ill]

I like on ramps to the expressway

Just as long as your sled that nose of yours right up Fish's ass crack, it's all good.

 

[RoyMunson]

I prefer golf courses

There are some huge hills on the course close to me. I wonder if the owner likes all the residents on their land while they're closed.

 

[ill]

There are some huge hills on the course close to me. I wonder if the owner likes all the residents on their land while they're closed.

Fucking up their fairways? No way.

 

[RobBase]

So you clear your windshield like I do the ones on rental cars. I don't scrape, I just get in and rev the engine until the car is 90 degrees. Fuck it, its not my car.

No, I just turn my heat up and let it sit there burning fuel until all the ice is gone. Small price.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Just as long as your sled that nose of yours right up Fish's ass crack, it's all good.

Are you having a stroke?

 

[RobBase]

There are some huge hills on the course close to me. I wonder if the owner likes all the residents on their land while they're closed.

Do you live in my sub?

 

[RobBase]

Are you having a stroke?

Prob still wasted from wine night.