Happy Friday and National Cookie Day!

ill said:
I watched another episode of Ozark last night.

I hate when you see the warning at the beginning and it says nudity and you want the whole episode and then the nudity turns out to be some dude's ass.

not that there are any babes in the show, really...
Click to expand...
I'd fire a shot into the mom and the daughter (if she's old enough).
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
I'd fire a shot into the mom and the daughter (if she's old enough).
Click to expand...
the mom is a maybe...

I don't know if I am pining to see a character who is in high school naked though.

the actress, yes, if she is old enough...but something creepy about wanting to see a high school girl naked...

because I was thinking that when the hot new friend in season 3 is all like "I want to lose my virginity" and I'm like....conflicted.
 
ill said:
the mom is a maybe...

I don't know if I am pining to see a character who is in high school naked though.

the actress, yes, if she is old enough...but something creepy about wanting to see a high school girl naked...

because I was thinking that when the hot new friend in season 3 is all like "I want to lose my virginity" and I'm like....conflicted.
Click to expand...
Of course, the actresses, numbnuts. Characters aren't real, therefore can't be fucked. Unless it's a porno.
 
PnkPanther said:
I don't know if it'll have staying power

This Is My Life Now GIF by What We Do in the Shadows
Click to expand...
it's hilarious.

Shadowsfx GIF by What We Do in the Shadows
 
ill said:
because I was thinking that when the hot new friend in season 3 is all like "I want to lose my virginity" and I'm like....conflicted.
Click to expand...
Also, if I had the hots for some broad and she said "I'd like to lose my virginity," I would NOT be conflicted. Get to steppin', lady.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Of course, the actresses, numbnuts. Characters aren't real, therefore can't be fucked. Unless it's a porno.
Click to expand...
but you are seeing the character nekkid on the show...and the character is underage...
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Also, if I had the hots for some broad and she said "I'd like to lose my virginity," I would NOT be conflicted. Get to steppin', lady.
Click to expand...
even if she's 17?
 
PnkPanther said:
i started watching what we do in the shadows, pretty funny
Click to expand...
I haven't seen any of the shows. Watched the movie. Overall kinda meh, but some of the scenes/lines are so fucking funny it's ridiculous.

The bit about why virgin blood is so special is ABSOLUTE GOLD.
 
ill said:
even if she's 17?
Click to expand...
Particularly if she's 17. First, I don't cut down saplings. Second, I would rather jerk of than take any more virginities. It's an unpleasant experience.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
Particularly if she's 17. First, I don't cut down saplings. Second, I would rather jerk of than take any more virginities. It's an unpleasant experience.
Click to expand...
ok I was confused by what you meant to "get to steppin"

we are good here
 
ill said:
but you are seeing the character nekkid on the show...and the character is underage...
Click to expand...
They're the actresses tits, pretending to be the character's tits. I can work with that.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Me
ill said:
ok I was confused by what you meant to "get to steppin"

we are good here
Click to expand...
Get to steppin' means "start walking," or "get the fuck out."
 
  • Like
Reactions: Me
SlinkyRedfoot said:
They're the actresses tits, pretending to be the character's tits. I can work with that.
Click to expand...
see I see them as the character's tits when watching the show

if I google the image later, I can separate the two
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top