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every surface you touch has another dude's precum on it.
I’ve only been to three strip clubs. One for a bachelor party, one at a customer’s request (I turned in an expense report with a “lap dance” on it), and the third Mrs Redfoot and I were dragged to by another couple.

I don’t enjoy them. I don’t like the the idea that these skanks think they’re playing me for my money.
 
I’ve only been to three strip clubs. One for a bachelor party, one at a customer’s request (I turned in an expense report with a “lap dance” on it), and the third Mrs Redfoot and I were dragged to by another couple.

I don’t enjoy them. I don’t like the the idea that these skanks think they’re playing me for my money.
A bunch of broads who aren't hot enough, talented enough or ballsy enough to get smashed by 4 dudes on camera taking advantage of a bunch of married men who aren't getting laid or neckbeard incels who can't see a naked broad in the flesh elsewhere.


Yea, still not my scene.
 
Douche apparently thinks dudes walk around with their dripping dongs out in strip clubs or they constantly have their hand down their pants.
Dudes‘ dripping dongs.

Love the alliteration.
 
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I'd take Bateman because of the size advantage
which was my point, I'll take a 6'2 WR that averaged 20 YPC over a 5'9 Slot Wr

Guys like Moore tend to fizzle out quickly in NFL and get hurt a lot, they have their moments...but we'll see

I think Moore would be a good fit in Buffalo or KC
 
A bunch of broads who aren't hot enough, talented enough or ballsy enough to get smashed by 4 dudes on camera taking advantage of a bunch of married men who aren't getting laid or neckbeard incels who can't see a naked broad in the flesh elsewhere.


Yea, still not my scene.
Meh. I don’t begrudge anyone for liking them. My best friend was an absolute pussy magnet before he got married and he loved strip clubs. It’s just not my thing.

One man gathers what another man spills.
 
Meh. I don’t begrudge anyone for liking them. My best friend was an absolute pussy magnet before he got married and he loved strip clubs. It’s just not my thing.

One man gathers what another man spills.
There's something to be said for the live aspect of it.

And if you go with a group (with female friends) that knows how to have a good time, it enhances it a lot.
 
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