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I try to eat balanced meals and also take protein drinks. I keep carbs to a minimum and never had a weight problem.
 
Call center D00d: "Hello, this is Mike, from the HVAC company that just installed a new system in your house 2 weeks ago. It looks like it's time to maintain your system."

Me: "My system is brand new, your company installed it two weeks ago."

D00d: "I see (Narrator- He doesn't see). Well, we'd like to ensure that your system is on top working order for the summer."

Me: "The system is brand new. Please update your callback software."

D00d: "Oh. Thank you for taking my call."
 
Call center D00d: "Hello, this is Mike, from the HVAC company that just installed a new system in your house 2 weeks ago. It looks like it's time to maintain your system."

Me: "My system is brand new, your company installed it two weeks ago."

D00d: "I see (Narrator- He doesn't see). Well, we'd like to ensure that your system is on top working order for the summer."

Me: "The system is brand new. Please update your callback software."

D00d: "Oh. Thank you for taking my call."

Also - You have a virus on your computer and we need to user name, password, social security number, pin number and mothers maiden name
 
Oh yeah i know. I just needed it before my realtor would start really working with us. But with it, came estimated closing costs. Which i know are likely to change. But I was laughing at the amount of random shit that pops up. Like a courier messenger fee? Wtf. Am i paying for them to train pigeons?

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We courier anything important in our office. Can't trust the mail.
 
Also - You have a virus on your computer and we need to user name, password, social security number, pin number and mothers maiden name
No, this one is just whatever outsourced call center that the HVAC company is using not having their records up to date.
 
did a neti pot...that felt good
 
No, this one is just whatever outsourced call center that the HVAC company is using not having their records up to date.

Oh I know... I was just saying that was another typical call I get
 
Call center D00d: "Hello, this is Mike, from the HVAC company that just installed a new system in your house 2 weeks ago. It looks like it's time to maintain your system."

Me: "My system is brand new, your company installed it two weeks ago."

D00d: "I see (Narrator- He doesn't see). Well, we'd like to ensure that your system is on top working order for the summer."

Me: "The system is brand new. Please update your callback software."

D00d: "Oh. Thank you for taking my call."

Classic Mike.
 
You gargle lots of protein from what I hear
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Call center D00d: "Hello, this is Mike, from the HVAC company that just installed a new system in your house 2 weeks ago. It looks like it's time to maintain your system."

Me: "My system is brand new, your company installed it two weeks ago."

D00d: "I see (Narrator- He doesn't see). Well, we'd like to ensure that your system is on top working order for the summer."

Me: "The system is brand new. Please update your callback software."

D00d: "Oh. Thank you for taking my call."

you didn’t ask him what kind of pants he was wearing?

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missed opportunity
 
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