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Just rewatched this movie for the first time in years and I forgot how absurdly secy she was throughout this entire movie. Just unreal.
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Pics or GTFOJust rewatched this movie for the first time in years and I forgot how absurdly secy she was throughout this entire movie. Just unreal.
Pics or GTFO
For real...she's actually pretty average.
I was in until she did the Ellen cut for a while. Ruined it for me.For real...she's actually pretty average.
Plus I've seen her butthole.
I mean, she got some nice tiddies en sech, and I'd throw wadded up white bread balls at her butthole, like any upstanding member of society, but there has definitely been hotter broads onscreen.I was in until she did the Ellen cut for a while. Ruined it for me.
Heard something similar from some ladies in the break room a couple weeks ago about Scarlett Johansson. One called her very attractive and was immediately rebuked because apparently she used to be average and then got a bunch of plastic surgery.For real...she's actually pretty average.
Plus I've seen her butthole.
P much all I need.I mean, she got some nice tiddies
Yeah that scene with Salma Hayek carried that shitty movie. Everyone remembers that scene but probably couldn't tell you what that movie was about. I mean it started out as a western...then after the scene with Salma, it became a vampire movie. hahaha...Yeah she doesn't do much for me, never saw anything where I was floored by her hotness. Nothing like Selma Hayek in Dusk till Dawn or Ali Larter in Varsity Blues
Was that the one with the dick gun? I remember thinking how bad that is gonna kick and hurt!Yeah that scene with Salma Hayek carried that shitty movie. Everyone remembers that scene but probably couldn't tell you what that movie was about. I mean it started out as a western...then after the scene with Salma, it became a vampire movie. hahaha...
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A Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez creation... Tarantino obviously controlled the first half of the movie (bank robbery escape) and Rodriguez obviously controlled the second half (vampire feeding). A distinct double-feature in one title that did actually have a plot connection - albeit very strange. They did the same thing again years later in the "Grindhouse" double-feature that was actually released as a double-feature under separate titles "Deathproof" and "Planet Terror", but had a couple of movie threads that overlapped each other.Yeah that scene with Salma Hayek carried that shitty movie. Everyone remembers that scene but probably couldn't tell you what that movie was about. I mean it started out as a western...then after the scene with Salma, it became a vampire movie. hahaha...
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I always saw that as nothing more than a comedic prop piece akin to Looney Tunes. Same with the "Planet Terror" leg gun. So logistically unrealistic it's funny.Was that the one with the dick gun? I remember thinking how bad that is gonna kick and hurt!
I agree with this...it isn't meant to be taken all that serious.A Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez creation... Tarantino obviously controlled the first half of the movie (bank robbery escape) and Rodriguez obviously controlled the second half (vampire feeding). A distinct double-feature in one title that did actually have a plot connection - albeit very strange. They did the same thing again years later in the "Grindhouse" double-feature that was actually released as a double-feature under separate titles "Deathproof" and "Planet Terror", but had a couple of movie threads that overlapped each other.
I always saw that as nothing more than a comedic prop piece akin to Looney Tunes. Same with the "Planet Terror" leg gun. So logistically unrealistic it's funny.
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To be fair, he's usually jerking off to Kanye.OP must be in a dry spell. Jennifer Lawrence is definitely attractive but if we are talking specifically about her in SLPB? Nah