Heatwave Friday!

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

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YOU ARE NO LONGER ELITE

M

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You need dos

I actually have two, but my issue is once I've used it once, it's hot as fuck and you can't prepare another one on it.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

M

You and @gobucks0409 are using some millennial gibberish

 

[PeoplesChicken]

You need dos

Does Papa Johns use a stone? Seems like the do

 

[Me]

Does Papa Johns use a stone? Seems like the do

@Flavortown Tebow ?

 

[kobesgame]

I have a friend like that.

Before COVID, I was planning on putting together a relay team for the Akron Marathon and I asked him if he wanted to be on my team.

"Absolutely, Slinky! I'd love to be on your team. I'm running the full marathon too, so I'll just finish that and then run a leg of yours."

Damn.

When I was training for the marathon I ran, people repeatedly told me I'd fall in love with marathoning and do them all the time.

Bullshit. I ran that one and never again. Fuck that noise.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

@Flavortown Tebow ?

I use pizza stone. Papa Johns gluten free can go fuck itself

And

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

When I was training for the marathon I ran, people repeatedly told me I'd fall in love with marathoning and do them all the time.

Bullshit. I ran that one and never again. Fuck that noise.

Running is dum


I only run for the free shit

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

When I was training for the marathon I ran, people repeatedly told me I'd fall in love with marathoning and do them all the time.

Bullshit. I ran that one and never again. Fuck that noise.

I feel the same. I like the benefits of running, but I don't enjoy it, and I'm not looking to run 26 miles or anything.

When I work out in the mornings, I usually run 2-3 miles and I have to lie to myself just to get that done -- alright, just one more minute, JUST KIDDING MOTHERFUCKER, two more, maybe three, etc.

 

[Me]

I've done a few half marathons, bit would like to do a full just to cross it off

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

When I was training for the marathon I ran, people repeatedly told me I'd fall in love with marathoning and do them all the time.

Bullshit. I ran that one and never again. Fuck that noise.

Congratulations, btw. That's a good accomplishment.

A friend of mine did an Ironman Triathlon. 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike, and 26 mile run. That is just unfuckingbelievable to me.

 

[Me]

Congratulations, btw. That's a good accomplishment.

A friend of mine did an Ironman Triathlon. 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike, and 26 mile run. That is just unfuckingbelievable to me.

You friends with @wings-pens2166 ?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You friends with @wings-pens2166 ?

Well, we hugged earlier today and I grabbed his ass, if that counts.

 

[wings-pens2166]

You friends with @wings-pens2166 ?

Hahaha, no way man. I ain’t ever done a full and never will. I’ll stick to my 70.3s and Internationals thank you very much.

 

[Me]

At first I thought these people behind me were on a date, but now I think they're coworkers.... Or maybe coworkers that want to bang?

 

[ill]

*Bvllshvt

RIP AG

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

At first I thought these people behind me were on a date, but now I think they're coworkers.... Or maybe coworkers that want to bang?

Nosy

 

[wings-pens2166]

Congratulations, btw. That's a good accomplishment.

A friend of mine did an Ironman Triathlon. 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike, and 26 mile run. That is just unfuckingbelievable to me.

I enjoy triathlon, but there's no way I'll ever attempt a full IM. the time commitment alone for training is crazy, let alone actually doing one.

I've run one full marathon in my life and it was nothing but pure pain by the end. I simply cannot imagine swimming 2.4 miles and biking 112 BEFORE running a marathon.

 

[Me]

I'm not looking forward to walking 2 miles back home.

 

[RoyMunson]

Finally... fucking UberEats app took 2 hours to allow me to tip for my lunch delivery today.