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Not in November. Just fancy sugar cookies. Are you some kind of agent provocateur or something?
They were Christmas cookies.
Christmas trees, snowmen, ornaments, snowflakes. I was practicing my decorating skillz so when the Main Event arrives, I’m prepared!
 
Christmas music has become subliminal propaganda by merchants to entrance weak-minded patrons to 'buy like it's Christmas'.

I noticed this the other day. I was in a store, they started playing Christmas Music, and I started buying more shit.


Coincidence???? I think not
 
Oh so you can't bake? They were the pre fabbed cookie dough they sell for $3.99 every year
I’m going to get you that eye surgery for Asians that makes you a round eye. Then I hope it makes you blind, since you can’t see for shit anyway- i said I BAKED them, not bought them!
 
I already have my Christmas lights up. In fact, the only reason they weren’t up before Halloween was I still had Halloween decorations up and made them come back a week later.
 
Was in the 60's yesterday in Brew Town so put up my Christmas lights. Not going to turn them on mind you till Dec 1 but couldn't pass up the opportunity with the weather being so warm.
 
So, I got to the local Casey's for pizza last night, and they had Christmas music playing. I immediately thought of how the US used music on Noriega. I will not rest.

Resist the invasion of Christmas music.

The War on Christmas cannot end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of November.

Viva la revolution
Hannibal Buress Thumbs Down GIF by Adult Swim
 
I've been meaning to go to Hell, Michigan. Imma heathen that way.
Not a lot there. But a good place for some souvenirs and to stick your head in fun cutout of the devil.

Which reminds me, I don’t know where my American Gothic from Hell Tshirt is.
 
I already have my Christmas lights up. In fact, the only reason they weren’t up before Halloween was I still had Halloween decorations up and made them come back a week later.
LOL, I might put mine up this week to irk my neighbors. My neighborhood does all the holidays big. Every year we seem to get pressured to put them up earlier and earlier. I think I'll push the envelope to see what happens.
 
LOL, I might put mine up this week to irk my neighbors. My neighborhood does all the holidays big. Every year we seem to get pressured to put them up earlier and earlier. I think I'll push the envelope to see what happens.
The wife and I walked through the neighborhood yesterday morning. I’d say about 10% of the houses have their lights up (probably all people who use a service rather than doing it themselves).
 
Two story house, steep roof. I’m not doing that on my own. As it is, it took two guys over four hours to get them set up. Money well spent.

I don't even have a security light. I like the deep black of a night sky with the stars as the only light.
 
I don't even have a security light. I like the deep black of a night sky with the stars as the only light.
We’re in stage one of decorating. The rest doesn’t happen until after Thanksgiving. That includes the tree and interior decorations, lawn art (lighted snowmen, penguins and shit like that) and giant ornaments that are hung in the trees in the front yard. There’s another day to day and a half of work to be done still.
 
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