hey dipshits, it's Wednesday

kobesgame said:
Neighbor from up the road came to our house last night. Our goddamn lab killed “several” of their chickens that freely roam their yard.

He wasn’t pissed. Said he’s been wanting to get rid of them anyway, but thought we’d want to know.

Not sure what to give them for compensation. Chicken dinner seems tacky.
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Maybe a frittata?
 
ill said:
oh man, that's awkward. Can you imagine if he was pissed? You'd have to find a client that pays in chickens.
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I feel like it’d be easier if I could just buy them new chickens.
 
ill said:
were they all dead?
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When we lived in a rural area, our retriever used to bring back goodies for us. First dead gophers, then old/sick ones, then live and kicking ones.
 
ojb81 said:
i'll be taking an ridiculously late hour-long lunch break at 3:45pm today, so i can watch the first hour of the Steelers-Ravens game.

fucking ravens
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lolz.

Fucking ravens is right. Slink Jr put a Lamar Jackson jersey on his Christmas List...

I give him a pass because he's young and doesn't understand, and just likes him because he's great on Madden, but I'm going to need to have Santa explain to him why someone would probably stab him if he wore that around here.
 
MTVike said:
When we lived in a rural area, our retriever used to bring back goodies for us. First dead gophers, then old/sick ones, then live and kicking ones.
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a friend of mine has a dog that does that.

Caj has only brought a dead bird into the house once and that was a while ago
 
MTVike said:
When we lived in a rural area, our retriever used to bring back goodies for us. First dead gophers, then old/sick ones, then live and kicking ones.
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She apparently stacked them up in a nice pile like any good bird dog would.

She brought us a dead rabbit about a week ago.
 
SlinkyRedfoot said:
lolz.

Fucking ravens is right. Slink Jr put a Lamar Jackson jersey on his Christmas List...

I give him a pass because he's young and doesn't understand, and just likes him because he's great on Madden, but I'm going to need to have Santa explain to him why someone would probably stab him if he wore that around here.
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Someone = slink sr
 
gobucks0409 said:
"Slim" cuts are basically skinny jeans/pants on me. I'm sure it's even worse for you. I have to go with the standard. Need ones with some stretch, too. I like my Dearborn Denim jeans
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Yea, the "slim" cuts are essentially "skinny" jeans on me too. I have a couple pair of "boot cut" and they make me look like a homeless person. "Standard" are sorta old Favre'y and lack any taper.
 
kobesgame said:
Neighbor from up the road came to our house last night. Our goddamn lab killed “several” of their chickens that freely roam their yard.

He wasn’t pissed. Said he’s been wanting to get rid of them anyway, but thought we’d want to know.

Not sure what to give them for compensation. Chicken dinner seems tacky.
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only a matter of time until the lab gets bored with chickens and moves up to the most dangerous game.
 
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kobesgame said:
Neighbor from up the road came to our house last night. Our goddamn lab killed “several” of their chickens that freely roam their yard.

He wasn’t pissed. Said he’s been wanting to get rid of them anyway, but thought we’d want to know.

Not sure what to give them for compensation. Chicken dinner seems tacky.
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A bit disturbing too, but I guess it's natural. Dogs have a way with chickens.

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Flavortown Tebow said:
Yea, the "slim" cuts are essentially "skinny" jeans on me too. I have a couple pair of "boot cut" and they make me look like a homeless person. "Standard" are sorta old Favre'y and lack any taper.
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I feel like with the whole skinny jean trend all cuts have become slimmer and tighter. I just want a basic pair of relaxed fit jeans
 
Bender said:
only a matter of time until the lab gets bored with chickens and moves up to the most dangerous game.
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Wait....you really think that is possible? I have been working on a para-military force of chickens.
 
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